Gumpy Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 after everyone talking about Napoleon Dynamite again...i felt it needed a thread...its prob not the first time eithersoundboards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 napoleon dynamite reminds me of linds when she's pissed.'nice bike. ever take it off any sweet jumps?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 after everyone talking about Napoleon Dynamite again...i felt it needed a thread...its prob not the first time eithersoundboardsI just saw it for the first time last week! Brilliant!"You ever take it off any sweet jumps??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted June 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 napoleon dynamite reminds me of linds when she's pissed.'nice bike. ever take it off any sweet jumps?'ha ha!!!grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home!She says she dosnt want you here when she gets back cause you've been ruining everyones lifes and eating all our STEAK!dont you love it how he always like shouts that last word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 One of the worst three films i've ever paid to see, a complete waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted June 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 "Napoleon' date=' don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter."[/quote']"why dont you come and hit me!""what""i said why dont you come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 "I see you're drinking one-percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.""Well, nobody's gonna go out with me.""Have you asked anybody yet?""No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills.""What do you mean?""You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.""Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?""Yes. Probably the best that I know of." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 'it took me like 3 hours to get the shading on your top lip.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 'it took me like 3 hours to get the shading on your top lip.'"I think it's probably the best drawing I've ever done" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 "I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 heh, i saw this for the first time yesterday. Scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 The best bit is when he asks for one of those badges and then throws it up the hall and falls/lollops up the stairs I also love:"Hey Napolean, gimme a tot""No!""Gimme a tot!""No, get your own tots"*kick*"Ouuhh, you idiot! I can't believe you friggin did that!"Haaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Why even bother quoting anything specific, everything he says is funny cos that stupid voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 I saw it and couldn't believe it got so much underground hype... It's OK, some funny bits but as the Jazz man says, it's only because of his voice and his inbred accent that it's actually funny... IDIOTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 I saw it and couldn't believe it got so much underground hype... It's OK' date=' some funny bits but as the Jazz man says, it's only because of his voice and his inbred accent that it's actually funny... IDIOTS![/quote']Yeah, i mean it is the most utterly pointless film ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boss Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Yeah' date=' i mean it is the most utterly pointless film ever.[/quote']some people think this. others like me, think it's amazing. there's a real split. it's quite learning disability-esque. i like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 some people think this. others like me' date=' think it's amazing. there's a real split. it's quite learning disability-esque. i like that.[/quote']Well i think it's amazing and utterly pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 I think it's amazing, and because it's sex, swearing and violence free I can watch it at work. Repeatedly. Score! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boss Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 aha so there are global vide viewing rules? this explains why ive seen the spongebob movie on the past hundred times ive been in. or maybe you all just really like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 We're only meant to watch U's and 12's. It's a rule that's frequently broken though...I watched 'Looney Toons: Back In Action' today, it was surprisingly good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 "I love technology' date=' but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever"[/quote']The people who neglect to watch the film til the very end miss out on what I would say is the funniest part of the movie. "Sorry I'm late, I was taming this wild stallion" Genius. It's half Wes Anderson, half Beavis and Butthead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 "do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while im wearing these bad boys?"class, got it on dvd when it came out, watched it again the other day, never gets old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Another non-quote classic bit is when Napoleon gets shoved backwards into the locker then waits till the guy has gone and does a huge fresh air kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 I saw it and couldn't believe it got so much underground hype... It's OK' date=' some funny bits but as the Jazz man says, it's only because of his voice and his inbred accent that it's actually funny... IDIOTS![/quote']anyone who uses the phrase "sweet jumps" is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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