steve corps Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 its as simple as it sounds.1.kim wilde, light sheen of sweat, pulling a set of horizontal blinds down and pouting2.meeting L7 in a bar and becoming their friends(wearing a lumberjack shirt with the sleeves cut off)3.chasing the girl from transvison vamp through a park in early evening4.having a swim with sabrina5.the bit when bruce willis girlfriend sings a little song about a wolf in pulp fiction6.patti smiths armpits on the cover of easter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick boo Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 1. Riding with Betty Boo on the giant rocket in the 'Where Are You Baby?' video, hold on tightly to her glittering waist.2. Being plied with hallucinogenic drugs by Ana Mantronic in a plush New York loft.3. In a 'Freaky Friday' stylee waking up one morning as Christina Aguilerra. (just for one day mind)4. Touching Nancy Sinatra's hair in 1965 to see if it moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 its as simple as it sounds.1.kim wilde' date=' light sheen of sweat, pulling a set of horizontal blinds down and pouting2.meeting L7 in a bar and becoming their friends(wearing a lumberjack shirt with the sleeves cut off)3.chasing the girl from transvison vamp through a park in early evening4.having a swim with sabrina5.the bit when bruce willis girlfriend sings a little song about a wolf in pulp fiction6.patti smiths armpits on the cover of easter.[/quote']If it's a young Kim Wilde i'm with you on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 If it's a young Kim Wilde i'm with you on that one.Kim Wilde is still hot in my opinion. I agree she was hotter before, but i still would..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 1. Having Ailidh from Sons and Daughters whisper "Love Dectective" by Arab Strap gently into my waiting ear, whilst wearing a provocative, oversized green dress.2. See above3. See above4. See above5. See above6. See above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Kim Gordon would still get it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Thurston would have something to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Kim Gordon would still get it too. Not with you on that one, i didn't think she was hot before.Julia Ruzicka from Million Dead would be my ideal, especially if she rocked up to mine with Brody Dalle in tow, i know i'm gonna get a verbal shit kicking for the last part of that- but lets face it, Brody is the right side of dirty for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Brody is a man!!!! There are far nicer "rock" chicks. The new JJ72 bassist Sarah Fox for one, now she is a treat! Million Dead girl has a bit of a pram face. The violinist in the Arcade Fire is pretty nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 1. Rachel stevens locked in a cupboard under my sink, for my own personal use2. I would throw Darius in front of 2-pac as he's being shot at...3. Using the 'ginger one's face' out of Girls aloud as toilet roll4. I would wear J-lo as a pair of swimming trunks5. Being lead singer of Oasis, just so I could kill myself6. Force feeding Kid Rock the good end of a shotgun7. I would love to be a personal massuse for Kylie, and Dannii Minogue at the same time..one hand each...8. Be John Lennon's dropping buddy9. Would go back in time so the guy who created the Crazy frog was never born.10. Be apart of the fukateering Jackson 5, taking mikey's place saying " oi jackson, your too young to be a star, fuck off and learn about life, then release 'bad' when your like 26....ok you future child molesting, squint nosed prICCCCKK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Brody is a man!!!! There are far nicer "rock" chicks. The new JJ72 bassist Sarah Fox for one' date=' now she is a treat! Million Dead girl has a bit of a pram face. The violinist in the Arcade Fire is pretty nice.[/quote']Haha, what the shitting hell is a 'pram face' dude???New JJ72 bassist is cute tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 A "pram face" is a girl with a face suitable for a teenage girl pushing her unwanted childs pram around a council estate.And...Tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 There's only one woman in the history of pop for me: Sandie Shaw. She could trample all over my face in her dusty bare feet (in her 60s form, not at the age of 60) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I remember one fellow I went to school with used to have a fantasy concerning the woman from 2 Unlimited and a pinball table. I think he had watched 'The Accused' one too many times.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spellchecker Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 i am surprised no-one has mentioned bludgeoning courtney love with a metal pipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I assume by most of these replies, these are sexually motivated.1 - Having a picnic with Alison Goldfrapp in a Bavarian forest under the shadow of a snow-capped mountain, humming 'Lovely Head' whislt she accompanies on Melodica.2 - Performing a drunken duet of 'I got you babe', with Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, to a crowd of angry people who thought they were coming to see the Lost Prophets. Then taunting them with chants of "Trucker caps are for truckers" before running away from the shower of bottles coming towards the stage.3 - Getting a lift from Sharin Foo of the Raveonettes on her Harley and stopping at a roadside greasy-spoon for coffee, cigarettes and conversation.4 - Brigitte Bardot singing me anything in French.I've run out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick boo Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Classic! Seeing as I only got four myself, can I borrow your one and two? They are divine! The only thing I'd change is I'd duet 'Some Velvet Morning' by Nancy & Lee - much dirtier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinitynscotland Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 mine is simply:kill the makers of sweety chick and crazy frog....slow torture as they do us ever hour on the hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 1. Being pleasured by nikki sixx and dave navarro in the people tank behind the reception desk of the Standard hotel in LA. http://www.standardhotel.com/2. Shopping in Soho, New York with Jake Shears. 3. Performing with a Carrie Nations tribute band in a futuristic Planet Boo themed bar in a seedy part of London.4. Owning Suzi Quattro's leather trousers.5. Riding the biggest roller coaster in the world with Susannah Hoffs and holding her hand on the scary parts. 6. Performing cabaret in an Obedience School stageshow with special guest stars, The Dresden Dolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick boo Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 3. Performing with a Carrie Nations tribute band in a futuristic Planet Boo themed bar in a seedy part of London....This may yet come true my dear! I can picture the scene now, everyone drinking space cocktails whilst you rip through 'Find It'. Can I be Z-Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 you are z-man darling. there was never any doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 to be honest. playing naked in the red square in moscow to like a million people.soemthing about 2 million eyes focused on ym knob gets me going.also, about the Yeah yeah yeahs drunken duet one, why would bottles come flying forward, aint LostProphets fan straight edge? so if you did get attacked, they'd be plastic, and you could stand and mock them for they're feeble attempts at abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Classic! Seeing as I only got four myself' date=' can I borrow your one and two?[/quote']Borrow away. I put quite a bit of thought into those two, they are just the first draughts, I'll update them in the future.1. Being pleasured by nikki sixx and dave navarro in the people tank behind the reception desk of the Standard hotel in LA. http://www.standardhotel.com/That hotel looks ace' date=' the rooftop bar especially.Have you ever seen Brighton's Hotel Pelirocco? They have rooms themed around Betty Paige, Lee Scratch Perry and the Asian Dub Foundationalso' date=' about the Yeah yeah yeahs drunken duet one, why would bottles come flying forward, aint LostProphets fan straight edge? so if you did get attacked, they'd be plastic, and you could stand and mock them for they're feeble attempts at abuse.[/quote']Some of them drink that fancy European sparkling water though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 also' date=' about the Yeah yeah yeahs drunken duet one, why would bottles come flying forward, aint LostProphets fan straight edge? so if you did get attacked, they'd be plastic, and you could stand and mock them for they're feeble attempts at abuse.[/quote']Only cause they're too young to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I'm sure Richard Madeley fucked one of the Straight-Edge kids they had on Richard and Judy over with that point.Richard - So when did you turn Straight-Edge?Girl - When I was 15Richard - Right, but you wouldn't have been able to smoke or drink then anyway?Girl - No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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