Frosty Jack Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 On Friday' date=' Craig Deadloss paid a stripper in Private Eyes to say Star Wars-related inuendo to me while she stripped. It was for my birthday, and it was ace [/quote']"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell...""I sense something. A presence I've not felt since...""That's no moon. It's a space station...""The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. ..""It's a good thing you have these compartments. - Yeah, I use them for smuggling...""I got a problem here.Eject!I can hold it.Pull up!No, I'm all right... ahhh!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 dum dum darrrum darrrum dum dum darrrum darrumDAH DAH DAH DAH-DAH DAAAAAH DAH-DAH DAAAAHDEEH DEEH DEEH DEEH-DEEH DEEH DAH-DAH DOOOHDIM DUM DA DEEH DUM DA DIDDLE DUM DA DEE DUM DAH DIDDLE DUM DAH DEE DOOH DAH DAH DOOH DAH DAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 o_O *looks around a bit, ready to kick total...TOTAL arse* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 "Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell...""I sense something. A presence I've not felt since...""That's no moon. It's a space station...""The more you tighten your grip' date=' Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. ..""It's a good thing you have these compartments. - Yeah, I use them for smuggling...""I got a problem here.Eject!I can hold it.Pull up!No, I'm all right... ahhh!"[/quote']i've got a bad feeling about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClicheGuevara Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 *watches...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 *does a rare backflip, into a frontflip, landing in a bar, where he unwittingly forks out 2.40 for a pint of stella*"2.40" he says with a disgrunteled look at the 18 year old barmaid"aye, min" she replies with haste*with that he pierces a lost but found syringe through the left nostril of the barmaid*"Dieeieeeeeeeee e eEEeEeEeee" he replies in a Jedi like manner.*He then down's his pint and makes a mortalising move to the loo, where he is struck down by Gastroentititis* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 *does a rare backflip' date=' into a frontflip, landing in a bar, where he unwittingly forks out 2.40 for a pint of stella*"2.40" he says with a disgrunteled look at the 18 year old barmaid"aye, min" she replies with haste*with that he pierces a lost but found syringe through the left nostril of the barmaid*"Dieeieeeeeeeee e eEEeEeEeee" he replies in a Jedi like manner.*He then down's his pint and makes a mortalising move to the loo, where he is struck down by Gastroentititis*[/quote']"you want to go home and rethink your life" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 really want to...but Im at work just now....*Jumps, re-thinks then walks* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Well do some bloody work then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I am multi-tasking.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Thats is...where do you work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Weathernews..Ceefax p 153-169 or something like that..and we do the Grampian weather...with the Graphics and skillz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Right, I'm coming over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 *gasps in amazment*come prepared.....I need weed...you do the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I'm going to return and use the force on you all.You'll see.You'll all see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John C Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 you know rachie's just gonna get caught and chained up in a metal bikinierr a bit like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 that is terrifying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Dayeth Vader i think skywalker of the fall is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 i just found the worst toy ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Find out it's worth........bet that'll make it a good toy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 ...and the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John C Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 this is my best star wars toy. halloween wouldnt have been the same without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 For making her screen scroll, rainbowprincess leah is going to have your testicles removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 For making her screen scroll' date=' rainbowprincess leah is going to have your testicles removed.[/color']i never really found leah attractive at all, her mum is a milf though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 i never really found leah attractive at all' date=' her mum is a milf though...[/quote']Who, Debbie Reynolds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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