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the battle continues

Birdman the flying tuskan raider swoops into dayeth rendering him concussed!

HUUUUR HUR UR HUR HUR HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!!

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i then beat at your allready bruised body with my home made/hand crafted point - ed stick!

i then proceed to call me mates to come do you over too

what will jedi dayeth do next?...........

TO BE CONTINUED..................

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(overlooking the non asterix's)

*Jedi Dayeth summons Samuel L Jackson to help defeat Birdman the Flying Tuskan Raider...he tells him what happened*

Sam: DANG!

Dayeth: I know...I feel a dark presence

Sam: WHAT?

Dayeth: I feel a dark presence

Sam: SAY DARK PRESENCE ONE MORE TIME MUTHAFUCKER!

Dayeth: Ok ok...a DISTURBANCE

Sam: Man...thats better....now whatcha gonna do bout this Birdman muthafucker

Dayeth: That is why I have summoned you Samuel...you are a wise warrior and I require your influence.

Sam: Word DAT!

Dayeth: No...but seriously

Sam: Man ...I'm HUNGRY man....I DO like the taste of a good burger.

Dayeth: Look...

Sam: THAT SHIT IS..

Dayeth: Ok ok, just forget it.

*My quest continues*

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(overlooking the non asterix's)

*Jedi Dayeth summons Samuel L Jackson to help defeat Birdman the Flying Tuskan Raider...he tells him what happened*

Sam: DANG!

Dayeth: I know...I feel a dark presence

Sam: WHAT?

Dayeth: I feel a dark presence

Sam: SAY DARK PRESENCE ONE MORE TIME MUTHAFUCKER!

Dayeth: Ok ok...a DISTURBANCE

Sam: Man...thats better....now whatcha gonna do bout this Birdman muthafucker

Dayeth: That is why I have summoned you Samuel...you are a wise warrior and I require your influence.

Sam: Word DAT!

Dayeth: No...but seriously

Sam: Man ...I'm HUNGRY man....I DO like the taste of a good burger.

Dayeth: Look...

Sam: THAT SHIT IS..

Dayeth: Ok ok' date=' just forget it.

*My quest continues*[/quote']

* Birdman the flying tuskan raider becomes confused and disorientated with Samuel's uintellegable homie talk. Infuriated, he then proceeds to clobber samuel over his bald head and thrusts the stick into his knee cap, causing it break and cover dayeth in jedi scum blood! he is getting bored and wishes the pussy jedi twats will do something worthwhile*

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to be continued on....TAILS OF INTEREST!!

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and then...from the jedi scum blood emerges

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*Liam Neeson bursts into action and grabs Birdmans home made/hand crafted point - ed stick!

He SNAPS it over his knee and walks away shaking his head.*

* Birdman the tuskan raider admits defeat then begins to cry*

HUUUR HUR HUR MWWAAAHAHAAAA! HUR HUUUUUR

*due to being so ashamed he then brings his head down in an arc and slams it into the erect remains of the pointed stick then slumps to the ground; he should have known that nobody but a sith could defeat a jedi. Dayeth laughs uncontrollably*

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Birdman the flying tuskan raider swoops into dayeth rendering him concussed!

HUUUUR HUR UR HUR HUR HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!!

1474.jpg

i then beat at your allready bruised body with my home made/hand crafted point - ed stick!

i then proceed to call me mates to come do you over too

what will jedi dayeth do next?...........

TO BE CONTINUED..................

You forgot (Not Birdman).

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