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John C

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  1. vagina at the gates night at the vagina the vagina wears prada little vagina sunshine thank vagina for smoking the blood vagina the pursuit of vagina vagina with scissors edward vaginahands flags of our vaginas "you call that a vagina... this is a vagina"
  2. nah, brian'l get drunk and call upon the services of others to spin said "wheel of misfortune" and this will end in disaster/broken knees and lungs for all infront of it
  3. yer i was just away to ask if you were gracing moshulu with your stench tonight. no phone handy to text you either.
  4. one of my favorite costumes was joe (complete with crystal), richard o brian what a legend! craig fudge kept his whole dressing in drag trend on the go, by dressing as freddy mercury in the "I Want to Break Free" video and i tried to pimp out a devils costume i had lying around the house
  5. i'l have a look for you when i get a chance tonight. meant to do it last night but i was fucking knackered and completely forgot about it. sorry.
  6. happy birthday man, i'l get you a drink of your choosing in moshulu on wednesday, if you're not too busy pickling yourself to remember that is.
  7. cheers guys, i had a great birthday. basically shambling about trying to mingle with as much people as i can, while drinking myself into an early grave was the plan... plan accomplished oh and i hope oswald is doing better than i am, fucking bruises all over the shop, ace.
  8. thats some funny shit right there christ what are you gonna do with yourself without the 13 hours, or so, of studying a day? jc
  9. you know when prof x is teaching in the classroom and asks the students, whether it would be wrong to operate on the brain dead man in moira's lab? well at the end you see moira walking over to the person and prof x says "hello moira" did you notice magneto slightly moving the chess piece with his powers at the end aswell?
  10. Male : dont like fish, or as my mate used to say "fuckin hate sea beasties!" i dont mind tuna though.
  11. i agree with most of the 1st post, even pointed out to my mates about the Juggernaut not being a mutant bit. did everyone stay right til the end of the credits?
  12. just did it, but the bit that made me laugh the most was the email address - gumps_ma@hotmail.com love it
  13. holby, the nurses have better uniforms :] my name is earl or scrubs?
  14. cant wait to see him live, got the dvd for christmas (i think, wasnt it? i cant remember) but aye tis very funny ! actually i must remember to pay my mate for the ticket.
  15. up a tree was quite a bad place to wake up, comfy as hell until i looked down or on union grove, in someone's garden after a moshulu staff party. also waking up on belmont street in a doorway while there's a big fight taking place yards from where i'm sleeping is quite annoying.
  16. i seem to remember from my dad always watching taggart, he used to call them fly biscuits. i still liked them, but went through a faze of picking out the raisins and eating the cardboard after that
  17. at least its not all down my back this time. the cunt!
  18. happy birthday man! probably see you oot on the pesh later tonight
  19. Hmm i apparently look like 54% Guy Pearce, 52% Thomas Klestil, 50% Gilles Villeneuve, 49% Ruud van Nistelrooy, 48% Stanley Kubrick, 48% Anna Kournikova, 46% Robert Palmer, 44% Matt LeBlanc, 41% Danny DeVito and 41% Orlando Bloom. Oddly enough with all those "beautiful people" in there, i was most pleased about looking like Danny DeVito
  20. happy birthday man. probably serve you at the weekend hope you have good day. ps:you better not trip me up when your in moshulu again, although it was funny as fuck ! jc
  21. oi gumpy! shuttit you tart! its cold, but frozen precipitation in the form of white or translucent hexagonal ice crystals that fall in soft, white flakes... fuck it, its fun to throw at people (mainly gumpy/the aged) unexpectedly, from behind a bush.
  22. i cant make my mind up as to which was the best bit of the gig... seeing alan sing on stage with radio lucifer or the last song of the night, which turned out to be more like aberdeens version of do they know its christmas, but not for charity and not shit! anyhoo i took half an hour off work just to watch atom and thought it was fucking awesome
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