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Wait until you're at home then, duh.

Hey, we Scots do love our golf...

It's in the Record, so it must be true. Also there are still gangs in Aberdeen almost certainly, you don't need to read Weegie shite to work that out.

(ignore the grammatical mistakes in this image I have clearly pinched off the interwebs)

Those of you who have met me (at the football etc) will know I couldnae punch a dug in the face.

Also I was drunk when I typed that. Apology accepted.

hope you iddi well

no you don't you fuck

Sorry in advance. Bahahahahaha

Well played.

Both the Pound Shop and Bargain Books were heaving with folk at about 2.30 this afternoon. Unreal. The Pound Shop literally looks like one of those tourist-focused shops that sell poorly-made shite in holiday resorts. Not sure how a card shop could be anything other than American though.

Well, no, but at the very least I'd like them to deal with the shitty pavements... I don't think she gives a shit about the money, it's more than she's now fucked up her hip again and can't really stand for too long now.

Thanks for the help. We'll look into it further.

Arg, cousin's having birthday drinks All the best with this like. #punx

That was an entertaining game, but by the end the referees were taking the piss a bit.

Can you claim money from the council if you trip and hurt yourself on their pavements? My grandmother's fair smacked her head off the pavement thanks to a fuck-off massive tree lifting all the stones up. Anything we can do about it? I'm thinking the answer is "no" since she's not missing out on work money etc.

Ah. For those wondering what my image was, it was Emile Heskey's position being "Striker / D©" on FM.

Something I learned:

A nightmare if you actually want paid! Also a major excuse to get the bands to do all the promotion!

We're FAMOUS! http://d.pr/i/duiy

Aye. Especially those "tally" gigs discussed above. Bastards.

Don't worry, you'll be finished that in a day or two. Not a lot to it.