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Yeah, you would. I was living with my parents though (young'un). I guess so! Never really thought of it that way. Feel a prize tit now. But yeah, you have to pay more over there in taxes and rent and things, of course.

WE CAN ALL BE SHITE TOGETHER.

It does, but it's a pain in the arse. They should all do what I do, work for a year and move back to the UK. MINTED. Also the last hockey game I played was NHL95 on the ol' game boy. Beast of a game, even though I didn't understand any of it.

I'd offer but I've already got a gig then! Sorry mate. There's a whole load of bands playing on the 22nd like thanks to the Open Day...

Honestly, Cavani is that good no matter who you are. Well worth the £40m or whatever you need to get him near the start of the game.

Eating out in town is just getting pricier and pricier like.

That would be CSKA Moscow superstar Seydou Doumbia. Puts them in for fun. Bit pricey but you can usually grab him for £18mil at the very start of the game. Good for big clubs that aren't big enough to grab Cavani.

Ace-Ic is landing a job interview at the Apple Store. Booyah! Was on Sunday though so it's a waiting game now. Edit: I'm sure you'll hear in either Pet Hates or Ace-ic when I hear back

I guess. I really like him but yeah, I don't think he's going to end up like what FM seems to think (that is, winning the World Player of the Year season after season). Another guy I always sign on FM and always turns out top notch is this guy:

Yeah, it's games like this that can get pretty dull pretty fast. Cavani is just so good it's not even funny. Lukaku also in a few years becomes a 23-year-old WORLD BEATER, utterly mental given he's not all that great in reality. Weirdly, I was managing Chelsea and got them to seven league titles in a row - then I resigned to see who wanted me as a manager. Absolutely fucking no-one! Best team that approached was fucking Wednesday! Hmph.

Alright Kane! http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/hemmings-five-months-150415540.html

I think I'm the sixteenth of those unless I've screwed up with the new-fangled PM system.

Because they don't know the awesome genius of Cool Thinker. We must proselytise them. The 17/18 is just blue. Lavender would have been ace, because "Lavender Line" sounds like it could be a Stuart MacBride novel or something. ALLITERATION. I also am raging about the "salmon line". Named after a fish and it doesnae even go into Torry.

Anything but "Salmon"!! I was looking forward to the "Sky Blue Line" or something. Guh.

Yeah, I was considering maybe doing some footballing also, but I am absolute toss.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's an absolute God in Football Manager. Honestly. Signed him for Chelsea first season and BOOF WORLD PLAYER OF THE YEAR.

Where would I be without you, Cool Thinker. Also, none of the bus stops have the new numbers on them yet. That kind of blows. But at the same time I'm pissed off the 15 is Salmon and not pale blue as it was on the new route map. Grr.

I manage Spurs (biggish team, not incredibly high expectations but a decent amount of cash) and Levy is never willing to push the boat out. Pretty depressing, missed out on Cavani and Tevez that way.

And the 15 now goes from Airyhall to the Beach! What's that all about, huh?

Managing huge sides is so much fun. It's like winning the lottery! Over and over again!

Fun fact, I was getting $17.43 per hour to stack shelves. That's about £12. MINTED.

They'd still have to chuck them out, but yeah, they wouldn't have had to pay the $200.

Something I learned: The guy who sings this... ...directed the video for this...

I watch this same programme. Australia's border patrol are so strict it's unreal. So many forms. I binned a packet of sweets I half-ate on the flight there in case. Scary.