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I'm not really into "loud" music per se but you guys can do it in a sort of poppy dancey way that's lovely jubbly.

That's not really Drummonds' problem, but instead the promoters' problem... I think that's what you meant. Drummonds are pretty decent for promoting but most of the non-promoter stuff is only marketed through Facebook - decent if you're friends with Drummonds Aberdeen or whatever, not so much if you aren't.

They are mental-good live. So much energy that's impossible to capture on recording.

It's probably the worst song I've heard in years. Hey, what else can you say for sawtooth-y synth noise?

Sorry, I completely forgot about this. My email is foxfoxfoxfox- a t -hotmail.co.uk if you want to email me about it tomorrow 'cos I have Uni and stuff.

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT SQUEEEEEEEEEEE But yeah, surely everyone knows what those are, unless you're like 12 or younger.

Was he foreign or a robot or something?

Interested! I'll have to get back to you tonight though 'cos I have football.

Answer to that is "get more trustworthy staff"!

Also I'm also shit, but this is a kickabout isn't it? Also I have no shinpads so don't kick my shins. FOOTBAALLLLLLLAALALALALALALLLLLLLLLL

I think it's pitch hire we're paying for so the ten of us are putting into a pot of £63. Might be wrong. Got change now so we're SORTED. FOOTBAWL.

If it sounds anything like the cover looks, move the fuck out of the way, the XX.

Right, who's going to have change for a tenner tonight?? Actually, fuck it, I'll just man up and break one at Spar.

Don't you remember that pub lady vs Sky? You can get cheap-as-fuck European footy streams.

Most of them don't even fucking bother speaking. I need change anyway to pay for FOOTBAWL tonight.

more like a HIGH! U GET ME?

EXACTLY. I used to be pretty pissed off when someone used a £20, but a £10 is fair game methinks. (For clarity, I worked in a Co-Op on Sunday mornings so got all the folk buying their Sunday papers.)

[insert hilarious method of torture here]

They already have one, it's just branded "TK Maxx".

It's going to be fun when Scotland becomes Poland. Proxies ahoy!

Pet hate for today is First not giving you change. Means I need to go out to the shop and get £5 cashback in coins or £10 out to split with something else! Grr.

Actually it's okay, I'm going to be mega-awesome and get a lift from my gran. FOOTBALL