FOX

I quite like the "i" but it's horribly showbiz-slanted these days. A bit like the Metro.

That was nowhere near as exciting as it set out to be! A minute of my life WASTED.

Also what the hell badge was that on the Celtic kit v Hearts? Like a cross or something? Weird.

There was a lot of badmouthing McDonalds on Facebook for "supporting" the Olympics (burgers waagh). And Tennents etc had their logos taken off replica shirts for being alcoholic companies (which is daft, but hey, can't have the kids giving into peer press-- waitaminute)

Well, those of you that've heard me live, what genre am I? I've always said "folk pop" 'cos it's the easiest pigeonhole even though I'm just a pop guy who happens to play acoustic guitar. Wait, this is the pet hates thread? Fuck. Okay, um, pet hate, um, people arguing about genres.

You can do whatever you like if you mention the word "LADZ" and it's perfectly legal/moral/hilarious. Didn't you know?

I was in that wee cupboard thing behind the Tunnels stage for the first time yesterday! I was underwhelmed.

Seek help.

The Money Shops aren't run and staffed by about four students

The thought of a 50-year-old visiting "Women's Wank Bank" rather terrifies me.

That place where they blended ice cream and mars bars together for £2? Yeah!

£550 return for a flight from Aberdeen to Phoenix, guys...

That's a bit different - that's been around for ages. This is about getting that shop leased to a big company who're more likely to care about accessibility etc. Edit: 2000 is ages to me, dammit

I think it's almost certainly going to be a food place but I don't think it'll be Pizza Hut. Could be anyone, like. Surely it's not too costly to put in a lift?

Looks pretty ace. There are a lot of football fans in Australia just most of them follow teams in the Premier League rather than the A-League (and who can blame them to be fair). Mate of mine was a bit Carlton fan, wifey he worked with supported Essendon. Couldn't shut them up!

I enjoy that people actually think my comparison to Joy Division was genuine.

Yeah, Victory are a pretty decent team though in the A-League! I think the A-League is entertaining because there isn't really a runaway winner every season. Sure, there are a few good teams and a few bad teams but for the most part it's pretty even which makes for shit but entertaining football. Also Australians do like their rivalries, you only need to look at Aussie Rules to see that. MON EAGLESSS

Isn't opinion a wonderful thing? You don't have to agree with me!

Maybe I just hate The Smiths. Poor man's Joy Division with a punchable lead singer.

Same can be said of any Australian team really. The only decent ones are Central Coast and Brisbane. I support Perth Glory (obviously) and watching them play is pretty ace 'cos it's so warm, but they'd struggle to overcome most of the Scottish First Division.

Könnecke is the same thing for League 2 teams, something like 96 sprint speed. mental.

NEWWW???!!!!

Unfortunately, Brianiac disproved this myth once.

Fill the bath with a bit of water, maybe? Just a thought although I imagine he's probably like perched on the edge of it or something rather than being actually in it. No advice with Louis unless you want to sign him up to the local cat gym.