James Broonbreed

Bus drivers are obviously cunts. I wasn't allowed on for cheap when I was 15, during study leave, because the overly crabbit shit sack proclaimed if I was 15 I should be at school. ALL bus drivers - except Paddy Suds.

My world was OK today, it was mostly my ball bag that was clammy.

It's like a really shite Dog Eat Dog for millennials.

If by spicey you mean Morgans Spiced, then you deserve everything you get.

I recently had to replace my laptop and I wish to fuck I answered the "what do you use it for mostly" question honestly - just to see the look on the fucking genius' face.

He's gone to a Landau nunder.

Anyone ever completed MST124 at the Open Uni'?

Golden

ODB and Bowie. Fuckin' yass.

Do you light your cooker with matches too?

Jugga-water....

Has anyone mentioned the rubbish Scottish accent he had yet?

Haha, what fucking sane person, after having Roger Kimmet round for a quote, thinks "Yeah, I'll get him to do work on my fucking chimney"?

I don't bother with any buttering when I make a sandwich - hot or cold.

Semi-on.

Fuck off, Colb Atom. x

Using hash tags is a dangerous game. Cock.

I pretty much used all my bookmarks on a regular basis - or deleted them once I was done with them. Cheers though. Where's Mac Atom to tell everyone to stop being bell-ends when you need him.

Albini's drum sound is fucking god like.

Richard Herring's Me 1 vs. Me 2 isn't that great, but it's amazing for confusing the fuck out of people when they come over to your hoose.

You did your best. I've managed to find most of them anyway. There were just a few handy ones pertaining to my uni' course that might come in handy in the future. Not to worry though; school's for fools.

I maybe should've mentioned it's a Mac..

Cheers min. I'll give that a go.

No, but I would hold a benefit gig to get someone removed from Pub Watch.

I'm trying to retrieve my bookmarks from a now old hard drive.... I have a new laptop and have managed to fire the old HD into a caddy to retrieve all my files, but I can't find any of my bookmarks on it.... I've tried to boot up from the old HD but it doesn't want to play ball. I also don't fuck around with all that signing in to Chrome shit, so they're possibly gone for good...... Are they? Cheers