James Broonbreed

A good rule of thumb for coffee shops - in my experience - is the comfier the seating, the worse the coffee. Chains can just go and fuck themselves.

There's a few places where I go regularly that are absolutely spot on with their coffees... Southside Roasters, Riverhill Cafe and Gordon Street Coffee would be my first port of call. If I ever end up anywhere else when I'm out and about, it's a total gamble. You can usually spot shit-houses a mile off. Restaurants are often surprisingly good too.

Frosties are hoora good. Once every year or two I get an insatiable urge to buy a box and demolish the fucker in a single sitting. It's proper great, I tell thee.

They should've just got Garth Brooks. He'd probably be cheaper.

Yeah, but where's the cool space man dude on the box? Those Rice Krispy douche bags can take a long walk off a short cliff.

Apparently it's a known issue with High Sierra... I think Apple were fucking high when they made their OS.

Thanks pal. I'll check that ASAP.

Pet hate: cereal killers.

I decided to give the live action Ghost in the Shell another chance yesterday... It's not really as awful as I had previously thought. I think I switched it off after about 20 minutes previously... Definitely not great and I'll probably never watch it again - unlike the original which I've watched a multitude of times due to it being the dogs fucking knackers. I also started watching Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 this morning, but didn't have time to finish it... Watching movies at 8am is a weird concept... The first 45 minutes was a hoot and I look forward to watching the whole thing at some point - when the missus isn't around to tell me how "shit and stupid" it is....

It's a 128gb drive....

Yeah, I was totally gonna call you out on your major Lavazza fuck up there. What a pure roaster, mate.

I have a pen drive formatted to FAT32 for watching movies on the TV. For some reason it no longer accepts files larger than around 2.1gb - well lower than the usual 4gb limit. Any suggestions?

Shitey fuck heads

Why the fuck do loads of places insist on making weak as fuck flat whites that are basically small lattes?

The only film where I'm guaranteed to greet.

"Jim & Andy, The Great Beyond". Well good documentary for anyone who's a fan of the film Man on the Moon, Jim Carrey, or Andy Kaufman.

I'm going to retain ~50% of the alive folk on my list and give the rest a reshuffle - probably.

Surely it's about time H from steps popped his clogs.

Quick plumbing question... Reasonably often, in the wee hours of the morning, the water supply to my flat is completely cut off and in the morning I need to bleed a heap of air out of my taps. I've registered a problem with Scottish Water. Pretty sure my cats aren't shutting the stopcock for shits & gig's. Cheers dudes! P.S. LOL. I said cock.

They showed me the signature in an email they sent. It was basically just an illegible squiggle - which was surprising as those digital signy thingy's are usually renowned for their accuracy.

"I was about to get killed by a bunch of space assholes, but thankfully I had an amulet of death that I got from some orc cock that I slayed a while back that was never previously mentioned in the book - whilst listening to Talking Heads." That could easily be a sentence in the book.

YA? Young adult? For sure. Totally OTT bombast with unabashed name dropping at every opportunity. But good fun.

Certainly no refund from Ebay or the seller.

If memory serves, Ebay said that there was proof of delivery so case closed.

I'm about two thirds of the way through "Ready Player One", by Ernest Cline. It's as if it was written by a credit level English student who's been getting ideas from a foundation level English student. Still a pretty entertaining read, though.