James Broonbreed

I'm content in the knowledge that, one day, all my team will be dead.

"This week, on Top of the Pops, we have numerous DAESH MEMBERS........" Da fuckin' 'hink so.

If you are, can you post some belly button safties down to Glesgay?

The 10 minute or so Youtube highlights of The Room is enough for me. I doubt I could tholl the entire movie.

I had a decent stint of Murakami a while back, but the Windup Bird Chronicles put me off him. Kafka on the Shore and Norwegian Wood were my favourites. IQ84 is also good, if not a bit mental.

Remember when James Brown died on Christmas day? A Christmas to remember.

I started it a while ago; a bit of a slow start. It was totally worth it for the last few episodes though. My cats had to run away in fear because of how excited I got when he finally got insignia'd up. Don't fuck with Frank.

You sir, are a true stalwart of the celebrity death community. Everyone psyched for the Christmas obituaries?

I laid it on a bit thick, basically told them I'd have at least 2 days travel - and missing work - either side of any actual duties, plus I'd have to get some poor fucker bunged off his flight to allow me to get on it. Who's gonna pay for that, eh?! The fuckin' judge?? Da hink so, pal.

Yass. Just dodged jury duty. Wait... This isn't a quick question! Does anyone realise how ace-ic it is to dodge jury duty?

The only reason I've ever pre-ordered records in the past is to make sure I don't forget to buy it when it comes out. It's a pretty dumb reason and I've only done it twice, I think. Pretty sure I had no problems with them getting delivered though.

Having found and listened to the song I was after, I can confirm it wasn't that one. Hope you have a rollicking 2018.

Nah, that ain't it, fam'. It was 'Hey you woman' By Michel Polneraff. It's not listed on the playlist, and the replay wasn't available last night. I'll try the internet next time though. Ta!

Did anyone happen to catch the name of the song/artist that concluded Steve Lamacq this evening? I realise it was a remix by one of Noel Gallagher's chummies, but the original's maybe worth a listen.

Anyone got experience with badly sludged radiators? I've given my radiators a flush through for a week with Fernox F3 cleaner, then a day or so with the heavy duty F5 stuff... Not much difference... I've just flushed everything through with the mains pressure doing each radiator individually and then all at once until everything was running clear - agitating the radiators as much as possible externally... I'm going to install a magnetic filter to the return line next week as more of a preventative measure. I've fired everything back up now and I'm impatiently waiting for everything to heat up until the radiators can melt human flesh. I have a feeling this won't be the case though. Will I have to get some granny robbing plumber in to power flush everything? I got a quote today for £395 + the chemicals, so Ideally they can fuck off. Cheers.

Will Deadmau5 and Skrillex be there?

I've been slogging away with the Cleansing the Commonwealth type missons for a while now, avoiding the storyline.... Trying to keep on top of all my settlements, bu tone day I'm just going to fucking burn them all down and murder everyone in their sleep for being such useless cunts.

Once I pull my finger oot and get a grinder, I'm just going to go for one of these sorts of things; I used to like my moka pot but cleaning it was a total bag of dicks.

No offence, but you're truly a coffee wanker.

And I'll bet she gave him a hoora good blowy right after. You thought of a career in literature?

Farewell to arms is pretty decent too. Worth a read.

You read much other Hemingway? He's provided me with some respite from sci-fact/sci-fi once or twice. Never Garden of Eden though. The al' manny and the sea is a pure fucking must.

Rereading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, with the intention of reading the whole series. should be a doddle. Good fun and could easily read one a day - if I wanted to. the audiobooks read by Stephen Fry and Martin Freeman are also pretty good for when I canna sleep

Thankfully, coffee seems to be taken fairly seriously in the indie cafes in glesgay - after a wee bit of trial and error. I do occasionally yearn for some of these hip indie places to get a big, fuck off wingback chesterfield to sit and read my book on though.

Any great improvement on a coffee drip type setup?