James Broonbreed

That's a terrible jam to get in.

Their.

That album got me well into techno when it came out. Not really a fan of the stuff now, since I stopped taking eccies.

My chum used to have one of those red head stocked Jap' re-issues. Lovely looking guitar (apart from the red head stock), but it had nothing going for it from a playability point of view. Shit neck, shit neck finish, shit wiring, weak ass pickups.

I always forget if it's Jaguars or Jazzmasters that have balls switching. It really is balls and fucking pointless. Even the Mustang could be done with a simpler 3 way toggle - that out of phase option is a waste of everyones time.

Probably a bit late to the party, but Silicon Valley is fucking yass. It seems to peter out a bit by season 4 though.

Heaps of The Warlocks. Going to see them on Thursday to in fucking Sleazy's.

I can vouch for Mustang's, but not Jag's. Excellent guitars - the Japanese ones anyway.

I think the main point to consider when choosing a new bike is how practable it is. Also, can anyone tell me what these red dotted underlines mean?

Have you checked your nostrils for onions?

I almost forgot how bloody good Primer was, until I watched it a few nights ago. mad head fucks, yo.

Simon & Garfunkel - just the classics, none of the album shite. They're on pot!

Golden tales.

No, because we never went to school together....

Bodger; the thinking mans Basil Brush.

Yon White Trash place in Berlin is a venue, night club, restaurant, pub and tattooist - a heady cocktail indeed. Thankfully the tattooist bit shuts at 11pm.....

The undisputed, biggest fucking nut-bar Aberdeen's ever seen.

Are you not that person that gets fucked off every year, then comes back the next with a new account?

I'm all about decent quality burgers - when they're not a total rip-off like most of the 'gourmet joints' in Aberdeen. I tried three of them on my last visit and the were all underwhelming as fuck. Five Guys is literally a £10 McDonalds burger. Filthy Gorgeous patties were about the size of an old 50 pence piece and Boozy cow was just not worth the cash - both of these places I was over a tenner for the burger itself. Five guys and Boozy Cow were Deliveroo'd so I'm not sure if that makes any difference to the quality - I shouldn't think so. Bread Meats Bread do do fantastic burgers, as do/did Sleazy's.

He's not on my list, but I hope he dies. Arrested development has peaked, he's surplus to requirement.

Thank fuck. I was getting worried about all of these thingies.

I tried to explain the death list to a colleague tonight. It was a bad move. Got some bamb-ass bantz about Rolf Harris though.

Quite a lot of moor related deaths.

Where there's a Will there's a wahey.

Down to see Lush Purr?