I'll take Athletico de Kolkata as the Athleti strip has always been my favourite. I always found it funny how teams in the MLS have borrowed names that mean nothing in the context of the club. "Real" Salt Lake City (Royal Salt Lake City, in Spanish, really?), DC United (really what two teams united to make your club, huh?). Athletico de Kolkata definitely takes the biscuit in that sense (it is part owned by Athletico Madrid).