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Agreed, I worked there for a bit too. What a shit-hole. I notice it's been 'closed for refurbishment' for a while now............

I definitely agree with the comments about the toilets - no locks on the doors, no toilet roll or lights in the majority of the cubicles.......not pleasant!

Same! A woman I used to work with told me about an article she read about the particles and germs in the air, and it's given me the boke ever since.

I do this too. For example if I'm walking along the street listening to music, I have to pass a certain car/gate/window before the end of a line in the song or I'm going to have a shit day. Glad I'm not alone here!

Ahaha, brilliant. I'll tell you next time I see you. Or I might just carry on confusing you, it's quite amusing to my simple brain

Who - Teabags Where - The Moorings When - Monday night. Waved at me briefly (after a boozy double-take) before trying to balance himself atop a barstool. Fantastic

Too true, I agree with you here. Have you ever called your flatmate a grotty shit to her face? Did it work? I'm so close to doing so to my own grotty shit of a flatmate........

Agreed, there's nothing like a good fucking swear.

It's highly unlikely that she'd be on here, but I won't give away my workplace just in case. Gah, she's a pain in the arse. We've overheard her on her phone and it's amazing how her voice changes when she thinks we can't hear her.

My manager's false sing-song voice - 'Hiiiiiiiiii, how are yoooooooou todaaaaaaaaaaaay?' Fuck off you fake bitch - we all know you're really a minky, rough coke-snorting bint.

I fucking LOVED Cartoonies, and had completely forgotten about them until I saw this thread. Iced Gems were a bit shit.

The combination of Ken and The Highlander's userpic has had me chuckling for days.

To clarify, pre-rant, I work on the bar in a restaurant. When you walk up to a big table with a tray of drinks, and rattle off the first drink, loudly, only to be faced with the following: Me: Hi, who's having the diet coke? Customer: Oh, that's Maureen's. Me (to self): Who the fuck is Maureen? At least give some pointy-gesture, or even better, make sure Maureen is paying attention when the fucking drinks arrive. Gaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Ooooh, the mystery.........................

Same. The only active members I know are Teabags, and another friend whos username I can't remember since it's after 4am on a Sunday.

This thread is like sweary-tourettes. Love it.

Cocknose

Take fucking That. If I hear Shine one more time I'm going to lose the plot.

Agreed. Arrogant little shitbag. I want to hoof him clean in the bollocks.

I'm also a fan of the word bucketfud.

A sadflap is someone who is a bit rubbish.

Sadflap.

I'm still wearing my work pinny (which acts as my pockets 38 hours a week) containing the following: fags lighter chewing gum phone bar blade lip balm Exciting stuff!

I would love to have a go at Quake again, I loved that game! Got hold of the disc but it doesn't work on my laptop. Bastard.

Lucky you, that's a great song. Mine was 'Fame' by Irene Cara. And on my 18th, it was '7 Days' by Craig David. Yeesh. I have a feeling this thread has been done before.........