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The rain is mental today! It's the kind of rain you'd get in an american film when two people are having an argument outside/looking for a missing person.

I've heard a lot of bad reports about them being shit, but one of my friends got her tattoo done there and it's not bad. Nothing particularly spectacular, but the quality of the work was good.

Hazlehead by any chance? Betty was a legend.

An Asian woman used to come into my old work all the time who's name was Fook Yau. Watching my middle-aged prudish manager asking her name was an amusing thing to witness.

Bob seems a bit wide to be honest. Telling everyone that the correct way to eat food is from the back of your fork, not the front. Pardon? How are you meant to get a decent mouthful you muppet? Pfffft. (I clearly have no class. Or just want to enjoy my food properly).

I work in Paramount (I know, not my ultimate choice of bar to work in), but they've started this new promotion where if you get a flyer for cheap drinks from any other pub/club, bring it to us and we'll match said promotion. The ploy reeks of desperation, but hey-ho. The only decision you have to make is where is better to enjoy said cheap beverages............(considering the options, I'd rather get a carry out........here's hoping my boss isn't a member here ?( )

I am drunk and enjoy this post

They certainly do. My friend was on a bus one day, and a junkie was sitting at the front with said token junkie-dog. It decided to go for a meander up the aisle, only to be summoned back to it's owner by a nasal cry of 'TUPAC, C'MEEEEEEEERE!' Love. It.

Being 26, I quite enjoy getting ID'd! Though if I got that nonsense from a security guard, I'd probably be a bit riled too............

The Jobcentre Plus website is a good shout too. There's quite a variety of vacancies on the go at the moment - definitely a good start until you find something more suited to what you're after. Good luck!

Three things hacking me off at the moment: MOTHS. I can't open my windows at night because of the bastards. And why the fuck are they so big nowadays?! Loose Women. Too loud, inane chat about nothing. My flatmate eating all my cheese and smoking my fags. Bint.

Agreed. Noisy bastards. Plus its TOO FUCKING HOT TO SLEEP!

Jeremy Kyle. Amazing mink goodness. 'At the end of the day, right.............'

I think I love you. This post is fantastic.

Me too. Though not much really happened when I was there, apart from the headteacher shagging a guidance teacher. Ghastly.

I know, I'm going to a mate's for dinner tonight - shouldn't have looked at this thread knowing I have 2 more hours to wait for food.............

Oh my shit, I actually have tears running down my face. Thank fuck I don't have access to this at work.

This pisses me off BIG time. I used to work with a woman who did this non-stop. I wanted to throw heavy things at her, stupid old bint.

Oh god, just looked at those links with a hangover - I think I need an ambulance.......

The new Diet Coke ad with Duffy singing in a weird helium-voice - GAH!

I know, what a pile of shite.

Agreed. (8 characters, my arse).

God yeah, that was rank. I remember walking past it on the way to college, usually with the mother of all hangovers - uuuuuuurgh.

McPuddock! Years of schoolkids launching coppers at him in a bid to make him rise to the surface of the water probably hasn't helped much.