My pet hate of today is the jobsworth bitch at my work who feels it necessary to point out trivial bullshit at any given opportunity. I made the fatal mistake today of putting a paper towel in the bin, only to have her launch herself across the room at me - 'thats not a bin, thats for plastic only'. Is that so? Well in that case, why not put a FUCKING notice beside it to let people know? Its your bog-standard kitchen bin, how the fuck should I know?! Arsehole. Also, this fucking rain has made my hair go frizzy and has soaked my trousers up to my knees. I'm in a cunt of a bad mood already