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JaseyBoi

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  1. Dont believe it as its not true Monkey's Dogs Some species of female spiders (the black widow not only rapes her mate she eats him after being fertilised Big Cats i.e lions tigers Any animal/Mammal/cannibal is prone to rape any of the said bunch who have urges will carry out rape....... its knowing the bounderies of these urges and knowing the dfrence between right and wrong that stop the majority of us from this discusting act.... If an animal cant tell right from wrong how can they rape? Ducks and Humans are the only species who have sex for pleasure/leisure not just re-production are you sure thats not what you mean??????......
  2. The @ symbol is over 500 years old Fly buzz in the key of F Squid dont reach old age they eat there own tenticles and commit suicide And aparently You have more chance of finding enough gold to live the life of luxury than you are to win the lottery AHH JUST CANNAE BELIVE AT LIKE MIN
  3. No female non shy members fancy showing said boobies boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  4. Ok maybe i shoulda read all your post if thats how u view your boobies ill take a rain check on my last post
  5. Fancy giving me a shout next time u getting changed
  6. That jacket will have went right up someones tooter
  7. iRONIC INNIT Im jase 30 line in B.O.D Aberdeen went to Adrossan Academy.. Auchenharvie Academy and finished my schooling in Crieff High just down the road from Ewan mcgregors school where his mammy used to work also....... LOVE aberdeen apart from the damn expence......... pointless true fact about me... went to DalgetyBay primary school where my best friend Steven Hendry attended we was best pals untill he moved away ( i was 6 he was 8 ) due to him being pretty good at curby........ lol and snooker
  8. with a free paper cannae beat it
  9. i have a theory about the hatch as we found out in season 2 the tail survivors come across a hatch also ..... im thinking there maybe 5 hatches all in ....WHY... when our heroes (jacks lot) actually get into the hatch the are shown a film look closely at the begining it clearly says 3of5.... Now i believe jacks lots hatch is the only hatch still to be executing the computer as the rest of the original scientists have died or just simply not explained of there whereabouts yet ....as remeber DES accidently crashed on the island on his race around the world so in theory shouldnt even be on the island............. (but in saying that he seems to have disapeared on the island)...... can someone clear something up for me tho..... At the very begining of season 1 episode 1 we see jack running from the woods back onto the beach...can someone explain to me why this is ....how did he manage to fallout the plane in the forest when he was sitting infront of passengers that landed on the beach.....if he was sucked out and over the top of the other passengers sitting directly behind him why was he not still strapped to his seat or better yet if he was sucked over the top of everyone sitting behind him why didnt his arms get ripped off with a seat belt or wateva u wear in a plane...........
  10. Remebering we aint actualy that crap what with the size of our country compared to the likes of the us...............................
  11. Why u needing a date with him Btw im a size 6 shoe and i have a huuuuge girth (Not that i want a date with you... im being no-ones second best)
  12. Soz m8 but if your a hypnotist yer crap i still remeber what i know about god Dont tell us email God and tell him God@Heaven.com i think thats his email but then again im shit at remebering peoples email addy's its a form of 'E'dyslexia
  13. Alrighty then Probs best if u read all my post If you believe in god then god excists that doesnt mean hes real tho.....
  14. The church of elvis need i say more
  15. God doesnt excist it was made up many moons ago as a way of controlling the mass whn we was all very easily lead ie be bad be punished ....But we have all evolved since those days and we all know "God" doesnt excist........Thats not to say people dont have there own gods.... 1 major factor is if GOD was real why is there so many religions who praise a dfrent god.....You telling me theres a real god for every religion..............Cmon common sense tells you thats bs...... And btw there is no such thing as a 'Dinosaur' that was a name man gave them millions of years later when "bones" where discovered There actualy all prehistoric beings not Dinosaur's like all things we discover we name so its fals history....but very intersting... Same with there actual names again man made them up depending on size, spikes, what they ate, there wifes maiden names, and generally anything they wan,t aslong as the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature agrees its fitting But if u want to talk diosaurs then we still have many still living on our planet but becasue there not exstinct no-one gives a fuck about em Birds Octopus Giant Sea turtles Whales Crocodiles to name but a few but pfffffft those mofos are still on the go so lets nae count them ....lool
  16. Rofl Aye twas all god he created everything even windows 95 i heard
  17. What if humans are not the rulers of this earth and maybe all evolution theorys shouldnt be based on man being the rulers of this empire.....maybe we did come from monkeys that came from fish that came from ME..... But what if we have an intelect that doesnt need to be administered through communication of speak....... i have A question if 100 birds are all flying in the air ...How do they all managed to glide and turn at the exact same time without telling each other......They dont speak so dont have to communicate with the power of voice.........Does this make them more intelegent or less intelegent than humans? Say jet streams and wind formations please someone please answer with that .....as if thats the answer how many of us humans using this forum know about jet streams wind formations and how to best use it to our ability.... Bill oddie......lol the mans a legend wat that has to do with anything above i have no idea, im simply bored and love speaking shat
  18. His name is the wild chewing gum btw........ Aprently its cos his old habit was collecting chewing gum off the ground etc in the hope peeps thought he was doing good and cleaning our city.........Kids can be soooo harsh........... of course its a big city so maybe we have a few random mannies in skirts and rouge......
  19. Now im not sure if its the same as my recent issues but my comp was randomly turning off/Freezing/and wouldnt restart (it was also a brand new HD) so i took it into my work and was told the new HD was not working properly. i took no heed said that was rubbish went home 2 days later POP lost 80gig worth of stuff............. Also and im not being patronisng here make sure your cable is plugged into the HDD properly as in its not in squint......or not properly clicked in.......Hope its not a faulty hd mate as if so u will lose all data (unless unlike me u back everything up)......... Sorry if im worng and ill stfu now.......ok no i wont
  20. In the famous words of the lil neds at scotstown shoppie "hud at ye prick" BOOOOOM HEADSHOT love it
  21. Neither do manners :rolleyes: (unless you dont mean what my filthy mind thinks you mean)
  22. even if you did get your lunch at a sensible time by the time they put u on hold mispronounced your name 13times then handed you to some random that barely speaks english im guessing quarter past 3 is a decent time for lunch in BT's eyes
  23. Is it sick i still after all these years find susan kennedy a FOX
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