JaseyBoi

i see again you post about boobies i swear your dying to show the lads eh Ill love you for a sneak preview

This post has went some what rancid with pure A/S/L you will all be meeting up in @yahoo.chat soon

Does your family own the new shopping place on King Street? Morrison's Im not so lucky ive got the same surname as THE yorkshire ripper. X-(

A Alan Alda = Alphonso D'Abruzzo Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth Wells Fred Astaire = Frederick Austerlitz Chet Atkins = Chester B. Atkins Frankie Avalon = Francis Thomas Avalonne B Lauren Bacall = Betty Joan Perske Anne Bancroft = Anna Maria Italiano Brigitte Bardot = Camille Javal Pat Benatar = Patricia Andrejewski Tony Bennett = Anthony Benedetto Jack Benny = Benjamin Kubelsky Tom Berenger = Thomas Michael Moore Chuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson Berry Billy The Kid = William H. Bonney Robert Blake = Michael Gubitosi Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi Bono (U2) = Paul Hewson Sonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip Bono David Bowie = David Robert Jones Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski Albert Brooks = Albert Einstein Mel Brooks = Melvin Kaminsky George Burns = Nathan Birnbaum Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley Richard Burton = Richard Jenkins C Nicholas Cage = Nicholas Coppola Michael Cain = Maurice Micklewhite Maria Callas = Maria Kalogeropoulos Eric Carr (Kiss) - Paul Charles Caravello Vikki Carr = Florencia Casillas Ray Charles = Ray Charles Robinson Chubby Checker = Ernest Evans Cher = Cherilyn Sarkisian Eric Clapton - Eric Patrick Clapp Patsy Cline = Virginia Patterson Hensley Claudette Colbert = Lily Chauchoin Nat King Cole = Nathaniel Adams Coles Chuck Connors = Kevin Joseph Connors Robert Conrad = Conrad Robert Falk Alice Cooper = Vincent Furnier Gary Cooper = Frank James Cooper David Copperfield = David Kotkin Howard Cosell = Howard Cohen Elvis Costello = Declan Patrick McManus Lou Costello = Louis Cristillo Joan Crawford = Lucille Le Sueur Michael Crawford = Michael Dumble-Smith Bing Crosby = Harry Lillis Crosby Tom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IV Tony Curtis = Bernard Schwartz D Rodney Dangerfield = Jacob Cohen Bobby Darin = Walden Waldo Robert Cassotto John Denver = John Henry Deutschendorf Donovan = Donovan Phillip Leitch Doris Day = Doris von Kappelhoff James Dean = James Byron John Denver = Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. Bo Derek = Mary Cathleen Collins Danny DeVito = Daniel Michaeli Angie Dickinson = Angeline Brown Bo Diddley = Otha Elias Bates McDaniel Vin Diesel = Mark Vincent Phyllis Diller = Phyllis Driver Fats Domino = Antoine Domino Kirk Douglas = Issur Danielovitch Bob Dylan = Robert Zimmerman E Sheena Easton = Sheena Shirley Orr The Edge (U2) = David Howell Evans Elvira = Cassandra Paterson Eminem - Marshall Bruce Mathers III Enya = Eithne Ni Bhraonain David Essex = David Albert Cook F Morgan Fairchild = Patsy McClenny Adam Faith = Terence Nelhams Fatboy Slim = Quentin Cook (aka Norman Cook) Sally Field = Sally Mahoney W.C. Fields = William Claude Dukenfield Jodie Foster = Alicia Christian Foster Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew Fox Connie Francis = Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero Billy Fury = Ronald Wycherley G Greta Garbo = Greta Gustafsson Judy Garland = Frances Gumm James Garner = James Bumgarner Crystal Gayle = Brenda Gayle Webb Bobbie Gentry = Roberta Streeter Kathie Lee Gifford = Kathie Epstein Whoopie Goldberg = Caryn Johnson Cary Grant = Archibald Leach H Hammer = Stanley Kirk Burrell Laurence Harvey = Laruschka Skikne Rita Hayworth = Margarita Cansino Jimi Hendrix = Johnny Allen Hendrix Pee-Wee Herman = Paul Reubenfeld Barbara Hershey = Barbara Herzstine Hulk Hogan = Terry Gene Bollea Billie Holliday = Eleanora Fagan Buddy Holly = Charles Hardin Holley Bob Hope = Leslie Townes Hope Harry Houdini = Ehrich Weiss Rock Hudson = Roy Scherer Jr. Engelbert Humperdinck = Arnold George Dorsey I Janis Ian = Janis Eddy Fink Ice Cube = Oshea Jackson Ice-T = Tracy Morrow Billy Idol = William Broad Iggy Pop = James Jewell Osterberg, Jr. Burl Ives = Burle Icle Ivanhoe J David Janssen = David Meyer Elton John = Reginald Dwight Don Johnson = Donald Wayne Al Jolson = Asa Yoelson Brian Jones (Rolling Stones) = Lewis Brian Hopkins-Jones Jenny Jones = Janina Stranski Tom Jones = Thomas Woodward Wynonna Judd = Christina Ciminella K Boris Karloff = William Henry Pratt Danny Kaye = David Kaminsky Diane Keaton = Diane Hall Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas Chaka Khan = Carole Yvette Marie Stevens Carole King = Carole Klein Larry King = Larry Zeigler Ben Kingsley = Krishna Banji Nastassja Kinski = Nastassja Naksyznyski Billy J Kramer (The Dakotas) = William H Ashton Kris Kristofferson = Kris Carson L Cheryl Ladd = Cheryl Stoppelmoor Veronica Lake = Constance Ockleman Dorothy Lamour = Mary Kaumeyer Michael Landon = Eugene Orowitz Mario Lanza = Alfredo Arnold Cocozza Queen Latifah = Dana Owens Stan Laurel = Arthur Jefferson Steve Lawrence = Sidney Leibowitz Brenda Lee = Brenda Mae Tarpley Bruce Lee = Lee Yuen Kam Spike Lee = Shelton Jackson Lee Jay Leno = James Douglas Muir Leno Huey Lewis = Hugh Cregg Jerry Lewis = Joseph Levitch Liberace = Wladziu Lee Valentino Jack Lord = John Joseph Ryan Sophia Loren = Sophia Scicoloni Peter Lorre = Laszio Lowenstein Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison Bela Lugosi = Bela Ferenc Blasko Lulu = Marie Lawrie M Shirley MacLaine = Shirley Beaty Elle MacPherson = Eleanor Gow Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone Lee Majors = Harvey Lee Yeary II Karl Malden = Mladen Sekulovich Mama Cass Elliot (Mamas & Papas) = Ellen Naomi Cohen Manfred Mann = Manfred Lubowitz Barry Manilow = Barry Alan Pincus Jayne Mansfield = Vera Jane Palmer Marilyn Manson = Brian Warner Walter Matthau = Walter Matuschanskayasky Dean Martin = Dino Crocetti Groucho Marx = Julius Henry Marx Meat Loaf = Marvin Lee Aday Freddie Mercury (Queen) = Frederick Farookh Bulsara Ethel Merman = Ethel Zimmerman George Michael = Georgios Panayiotou Joni Mitchell = Roberta Joan Anderson Moby = Richard Melville Hall Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortenson (later Baker) Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes Rita Moreno = Rosita Alverio Harry Morgan = Harry Bratsburg N Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray Andre Norton = Mary Alice Norton Notorious B.I.G. = Christopher Wallace O Ozzy Osbourne = John Michael Osbourne P Jack Palance = Walter Palanuik Bernadette Peters = Bernadette Lazzaro Edith Piaf = Edith Giovanna Gassion Slim Pickens = Louis Lindley Mary Pickford = Gladys Smith Stephanie Powers = Stefania Federkiewicz Prince = Prince Rogers Nelson R Tony Randall = Leonard Rosenberg Johnnie Ray = John Alvin Donna Reed = Donna Belle Mullenger Della Reese = Delloreese Patricia Early Cliff Richard = Harry Rodger Webb Joan Rivers = Joan Sandra Molinsky Edward G. Robinson = Emmanuel Goldenberg Sugar Ray Robinson = Walker Smith, Jr. Ginger Rogers = Virginia McMath Mickey Rooney = Joe Yule Jr. Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce Rose Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) = John Lydon Winona Ryder = Winona Horowitz S Susan Sarandon = Susan Tomaling Telly Savalas = Aristotle Savalas Jane Seymour = Joyce Frankenberg Del Shannon = Charles Weedon Westover Omar Sharif = Michael Shalhoub Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez Martin Sheen = Ramon Estevez Talia Shire = Talia Coppola Sinbad = David Atkins Eric Singer (Kiss) = Eric Mensinger Slash = Saul Hudson Slim Dusty = David Gordon Kirkpatrick Dusty Springfield = Mary Isobel Catherine O'Brien Suzanne Somers = Suzanne Mahoney Robert Stack = Robert Modini Barbara Stanwyck = Ruby Stevens Sylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone Ringo Starr = Richard Starkey Cat Stevens = Yusef Islam Connie Stevens = Concetta Ingolia Sting = Gordon Sumner Donna Summer = La Donna Gaines T Mr. T = Lawrence Tero Robert Taylor = Spangler Arlington Brugh Danny Thomas = Muzyad Yakhoob Tiny Tim = Herbert Khaury Rip Torn = Elmore Rual Torn Jr. Randy Travis = Randy Traywick Sophie Tucker = Sophia Kalish Tina Turner = Annie Mae Bullock Mark Twain = Samuel Langhorne Clemens Twiggy = Leslie Hornby U The Undertaker = Mark Calloway V Rudolph Valentino = Rudolpho D'Antonguolla Frankie Valli (Four Seasons) = Frank Castelluccio Sid Vicious = John Simon Ritchie W John Wayne = Marion Morrison Sigourney Weaver = Susan Alexandra Weaver Raquel Welch = Raquel Tejada Gene Wilder = Jerome Silberman Shelley Winters = Shirley Schrift Stevie Wonder = Stevland Morris Natalie Wood = Natasha Gurdin Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones) = William Perks Tammy Wynette = Wynette Pugh Check Nion every actors name i mean pointless or what look at Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew Fox Btw did you realise why actors and generaly famous people originaly changed there names wasnt for a name with a ring to it it was simply because they were either jewish or simply from a race that wasnt fully accepted for its time..

Im on Uranus Cheap joke but effective Obviously didnt even click the links before making above post ... i mean thats what i love about this place so quick to judge very slow to appreciate.. lol

im in adbd-music chat room and wondered if anyone fancied a sunday morning game

You got an ip m8 ill join up give u a game of mario kart

done done done all i need now are ips

ok got all the games well bm3 and mariokart Just cant get my damn joypad set up any suggestions?

japan is 110V 50 or 60HZ - we are 220V 50Hz ???? so no i cant cut the plug off at all A japanese system will follow NTSC standard, but will not play american disks. A UK system would be PAL, so european disks wouldn't work either <--taken from some website and we all know the net never lies

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/boundforglory/glory-exhibit.html All genuine no photoshop etc. all photos here are pre 1917 and were taken with 3 different coloured plates and then digitally combined http://lcweb2.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/p?pp/prok:@band(color+rendering)) I found them all very interesting and think that photoshop could do 1 or 2 of them justice especialy some of the females Senn these on another forums and found them well interesting as it gives us a glimpse of history in color LOL

a phone box as in a big red phone box or you mean the box the phone came in as tbh £150 seems a tad dear fot that no? id pay £150 for a big olde skool phone box tho

Ma missus bought my nephew a psp handheld from ebay for 170 so we send the paypal payment receive the PSP but its Feekin japanese says on the box For use in japan only so i contact her stating it didnt say this in her ebay advert.. she replies back ohhh sorry just simply cut the japanese plug off it and replace it with a 13amp UK standard plug ??????????????????????????????/ surely no feekin way is it as simple as this... as far as im aware we have electrical current dfrences have we not... surely if it was as easy as this everyone would buy everyhting from japan and the like as uk prices are higher.... Anyway i emailed her i await another reply is there anything i can do about this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8240454880&sspagename=ADME:L:RTQ:UK:1 Is her ad on ebay and says no where its japanese software/Hardware even tells you to vivit the PSP Homepage which is not japanese.. What if in fact anything can i do about this ..... HELP (with the problem not my grammar)

didnt i already end this damn asda green blah blah wasnt my message clear enough then here it again You got a dancin tallyban what bloody more do you want................

any ideas? and another thing does anyone else have spazzy issues with there emulator and can anyone set there control pad up :swearing: :swearing:

'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " well lets be honest what else you gonna say ROFL Oh and my fav bit. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." HAHAHA

I wouldnt mind seeing a video of that

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30625 x2? Btw did u kno chuck norris real name is Carlos Ray

upto £25000 a year is when you are a senior driver for new drivers or 'Trainees' you can expect just over £5 an hour which im told after 8 weeks goes upto just over £6 an hour........... Trainee bus drivers still drive normal buses with normal passengers just they have no experience ....yet they still drive the same as senior drivers just they have experience...sorry for swearing but arse about tit springs to mind..... Btw these figures were obtained by a friend who was a bus driver for 1 year but that was 2 years ago.......

THE STRIKE IS CANCELLED All buses will run as normal..late...full of tramps...3 at a time.... Seriously tho the strike has been called off

no mate no voilence towards the oposite sex is tolerable..If it happens walk away dont go grabbing pushing laying ontop of (in a non sexual way of course) ...This is what i was brought up to believe...... Can i just say that the wrist bone is not paper thin and a slight grab would not break it a firm grip and twist would.. Is this a friend of a friend this happened to mate... or was it you and the post is threw guilt? accident or no accident dont retaliate just walk away as at the end of the day it dont matter if she battered u sensless broke both your legs and your arms people will only remember that u broke hers not that she crippled you!..

R-O-F-L Now thats bloody funny

as far as i can find out its only a 2 day strike sat & sun it bloody better be as im sitting up in altens on 12hr nightshift and need to get to b.o.d at 7am to my bed... Any offers of a lift lol