JaseyBoi

www.partypoker.com www.pokerstars.com Not only can u play for 'play' money you can add your buddys Usernames and all join the same table Usually you will start with $1000 play chips and when they run out you can top up 3times in an hour then you must wait an hour to get topped up again (thats for novices tho) as on my second top up i won $80,0000 and since than have built up quite a pot Pity its bloody play money tho eh

me me and erm ME

Favourite Single? Josh Rouse StreetLights Favourite Album? Coldplay (so get it up ye all who hate em) Best Night Out? I stay in with my friend hashish Best Thing You Bought? my new duffal coat Favourite Tv Show? Still game ....... Phoenix Nights ..... Lost (im allowed 3 ye as all released 2005) Favourite Film? Batman Begins (only cos i actualy went to c it @ cinema) Favourite Computer Game? CSS....NFSU Favourite Food? Cheese and Toast Favourite Sporting Moment? Scotland getting into world cup 2006 (no wait they didnt did they) Favourite Celebrity? hmm em thingy off constapation street och wats his name .......ahhh wellard (no wait thats westbegginers innit) Outstanding Memory? 1 gig RamBus One Thing That Sums Up 2005: Cold

ive seen so many bloody ipod posts on here of late why dont the admins give it its own bloody section If you dont know or you have an issue with something GOOGLE it as tbh in about 1 more day this post will be hijacked and everyone will probably be talking about boobies again

cold GLASS bottle of irn bru will cure a hang over then for supper a haggis supper Its fact i tell thee and my fact issuing machine i made myself told me sooooooooooooo

i personaly think he suxxx asssssssss Its people like him what makes this country over opinonated and wrong He's just wrong Hes up ther with tara byron and thon 2 lesbo's tranny and suzmannie (trinny and suzannie) no offence to lesbians like after all you have the same rights as me..... lol

Short but sweet post the link says it all (sorry if this has been posted b4 but its awsome) Lots of fun for everyone http://www.milkandcookies.com/keywords/soundboard/

sick..............

Wow do you guys realise how much sleep i loose actually worrying im the only one who does that PHHHEWY is all i can say If your guidence teacher doesnt change your criminal record to NULL kidnap his wife and kid thatll wake him up a bit ... These teachers think its the kids that need moulded and taught proper lessons... 2 nights without his family and a few mental phone calls should give that teacher all the lessons he needs

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Now that is bloody funny lass

you do realise that is very tongue in cheek m8 it aint real

http://hitman.us/main.html? LOL Now thats a gift that could never go unwanted If you cant afford the initial $50.000 then i suggest the book

smothered in lashing of cream with a fine cuppa tea after waiting 1.5hours for a bus* in the freesing cold they taste welllll fiiiine ..but in saying that if i get offered one after ive stuffed myself with other goodies i usuauly tend to say no.. *New pay same waiting time OOOOOh gooodie

http://members.cox.net/transam57/lights.wmv That is awsome ok a tad much and i'd hate to stay next door but what hes done is in no way tacky and very very very effective Enjoy

And my familys from Yorkshire

Oi Thats My Gran

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http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/virusescomefrom.htm Why do people make viruses? click the link its quite funny and oh soo true

Here are some fun easter eggs on the common programs most people have: Word 2003: - Open a new document - Type in: = rand (200,99) - Watch the fun icon_wink.gif ?? Word 2003: Zoom in and out - Goto the 'about Word 2003' box. - Click on the hyperlink to open up a window. - Hold both the CTRL and SHIFT buton at the same time and use the scroll in your mouse to zoom in and out. An easter egg in Google.com? LOL! - goto google.com - Type in the following exactly: answer to life, the universe, and everything - Google will tell you the answer! icon_biggrin.gif Check the calculator. icon_wink.gif Google has gone LINUX! - goto Code: http://www.google.com/linux Another easter egg in Google.com!! LOL! - Goto Code: http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ A real easter egg at Google! The easter bunny game! icon_lol.gif - goto Code: http://www.google.com/Easter/feature_easter.html Google Mcft Edition: LOL! - goto Code: http://www.google.com/Mcft Google Macintosh edition: - goto Code: http://www.google.com/mac Google easter egg: - goto Code: http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/ Google with Fake languages!! - goto either one of the following: Code: http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/ http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/ http://www.google.com/intl/xx-piglatin/ http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/ Google America: -goto Code: http://www.google.com/unclesam Backwards Google -goto Code: http://elgoog.rb-hosting.de/ -Now type in anything! icon_biggrin.gif Google BSD devil -goto Code: http://www.google.com/bsd Google Lunar Jobs: -goto Code: http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html WinAmp 5.x: Headbanging Lamas - Extend the main window until you see the beat visualization, drag from the left side. - Hold CTRL-ALT-SHIFT and click on the centre of the beat visualization. - If you've done it correctly you should see two lamas and the beat visualization. - Now play any song and watch the lamas bang their heads icon_biggrin.gif WinAmp 5.x: WinAmp is really Warez? - Right click on winamp. - Select Nullsoft Winamp... - Hold Shift then double click the llama appears on the first tag of this about dialog. - It should be like this: "supplied by deadbeef cracked by r0n 32kb cool ntro by lone" - also you can see a license plate by holding Ctrl and double-click the lama FireFox easter egg: The Book of Mozilla: - Simply type about:mozilla in the address bar. FireFox easter egg: Mcft! - Simply type Code: https://http://www.anydomain.com in the address bar. FireFox easter egg: Redirection - Simply type either HOME or SYSTEM in the address bar. Mcft Speech: Sam can actually sing! -click on start menu -open control panel -click sound speech and audio devices or speech (make sure your speakers are turned on.) -select Mcft Sam as your voice selection -type oooooooo. oooooooo. ououoouuuo ououoouuuo oooooooo into the 'preview text' box. -set the voice speed to 1 -click preview voice This one kind of sounds like 'hold on to to you'. Try other combinations and see how they sound like!! Again found some of these on another forum and it relieved 10minutes of boredom so thought id pass em on let more peeps try them

that link is the sober worm Only joking

no but u have mentioned 'Boobies" in other replies now your have you own post have i shot myself in the foot for a preview of pop not my boobs?