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remeber the dog was wandering lost on the island at the begining .... and so was jack there was 2 spys 1 in each camp or have i lost the plot here and you guys mean something else (both spys were killed) I think the dog (Vincent) has as much to do with the story as each character has ...

ahhh so simply adding 1 more word to the posts title more sodding iPod problems means someone who had no help in the last 15 ipod posts may have help for you because its sodding? M8 it aint a biggie like... just a habit i have ...Everytime i see another post the same as the last but a dfrent person i tend to get ratty.... (there was still no need for that guy to call me a bastard tho) you carry on with your Ipod posts and ill continue to moan deal?

and less ikely to be seen how? u add a new post in an existing post it goes to the top :popcorn:

na noway i dont think she ran away with anyone i think she simply coudlnt handle the "jack'll fix it" show any longer..........

so why make a fresh ipod post why not just add your plea to an existing ipod post

sawyers dad killed his family didnt he? he shot his mother while sawyer lay under the bed? i may be confused here... i have read that every single character do know each other in some way or form wether they know it thereselfs or not... as i think ive said before boon and shannon have no family on the island or even knew any other survivor yet they will be turning up in other peoples backflashes? weird.. same as i read the last women sawyer had sex with before the crash was the girl who sold hurley his winning lotto ticket..... Lockes boss/the guy who continually wound him up at work about no life and no women he appears in other peoples backflashes...... he was a guy in the bar when jack was getting sozzled..... sawyer met jacks dad in a bar (which we know already) and as i have said before jack didnt save shannon and boons dad he saved the girl (his ex wife) So to finish every single survivor on the island are like a chain event each one knows each other but in a fucked up way .. wether its with or without realising it yet........ btw there will be 23 episodes this season and the last episode of season 2 is 2 hours long.............

yeah was a great episode i thought Nice avator btw dude Joe purdy ROXXXXXX i can only find 1 album for download tho :s only 4 seasons http://www.myspace.com/joepurdy take it you have been there

thanks...

No not at all but i didnt mean it as a joke it was a dream ... can i help i have fucked up dreams ...erm no i blame the copius ammounts of shrooooms badger badger badger

ive had it a while aswell i seen it on some american sky program that tom wasnt happy about it so like peobably everyone whom seen that show i downloaded it to see what all the fuss is about..... Homer simpson had a gag taken out the simpsons aswell as he says " son in the uk they call people like that Gay ..... but here in america we call them Male celebrity's with a seriously strange scientology belief's with an interest in homes... So when matt groening and the voice of homer were up collecting some award the voice of homer said it as he collected his award...

naw he actually looks quite soft in the last 2 pics BUT i still stand by are they really needed and tbh if you didnt know this had already been posted you aint gonna know its a fake are you its not like he's a classA celeb but popnotmyface he/she has far to much time on there hands and tbh are a tad weird :O as she/he musta changed all the names to suit.. So this is not her/his hero NO? and if so why if its a fake circulate it? Ps sorry for being a tard

im just waiting for the daughter to ask for her lunch im gonna stick on an hour of bobbyknocklers* for her then im gonna sit and watch ep11.. *Dont ask but the sexual inuendo in it is second to none Nug dog shakes his bobbieknocklers and makes the floor all wet....but the 2yr old daughter loves it.

Right you are all scaring me now.... LOL How did he/she manage to switch her cam on and get naked without him noticing she was a guy ?

its was a dream u mong read it all not just the bits u want to cos thats coolier

Erm you sure dude and what does it matter if you guys THINK its a dfrent T-shirt its clearly the same room so unless he has a stunt cock its still him... The reason the Tshirt looks different is he has moved closer to the camera thus blocking the same light we see when hes sitting down...same guy dfrent lighting.

and then u post making a complete arse of your hero? as to me being screenshotted with me mannie in my hand is kinda arsey LOL AND WHERE THE LAST 2 PICS REALLY REALLY NEEDED.... note2self never cyber with pop-notmyface she takes screenshots

i was standing in a bar one day neil walked in all fuckin funky kind making art from beer mats etc "now thats an art attack" and the like when all of a sudden he fell to the ground where-apon my boot connected with his nads.. he was lying there clutching his chest as i guffawed in the mans face saying as i walked awa "and thats a heart attack" Probs up there as one of the best dreams i ever had that and a duck walks into the rovers with an uzi but thats another story..

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Wellington boots? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McAss you f*cking McTosser. 14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Gary came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Gary, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Gary was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Gary was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Gary, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Gary "Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Gary, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're shite'ing the bed" seen it on another board cracked me up

Mr RavensCroft Complains AGAIN This guy is hilarious defo worth a read hes basicaly wrote into companys such as coca cola, kwik-save,Tesco's,Mcdonalds,Baxters,and many many mnay more companys. and the letters back and fore are mental STAY AWAY IF YOU DONT LIKE READING

that was clares kid dannielles kid was taken from her and never returned

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"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."

The spooky thing about that is the quarantine was on the inside of the hatch not the outside of the hatch..... meaning everything outside the hatch is quarantined not inside of the hatch