lazy pixie

how little was this boy?

i wonder - how many naked daves are there in this city?

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. light bulbs weren't invented yet

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, men will screw anything. he he, sorry, couldn't help myself

Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: 2000 *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed. breaking the law!! breaking the law!!

if he was wasted, then he wasn't really in his right mind...

really love the trooper, but run to the hills is my favourite. just love the chorus, he he

haven't played street fighter since i was about eight. loved it, but i was shite then and i'd probably still be shite now.

i put on some purple lipstick, but then wiped it off.

actually, you're wrong - he played "Googie Miller" in episode: "Come Back Little Googie". butch patrick played eddie munster

not as good as murry cup

wasn't directed at me, but i loved the insult: "you have the social skills of a rabid baboon" also, very sad i know, but i love the idea of biting your thumb at someone to insult them, he he. "No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir." heh heh... and my all time favourite "your ma!!"

ha ha ha!

the one with the tits that had a sex tape with john lesley

good call - that would have been good.

8o no fucking way

wtf. i didn't realise that she was a full grown adult. the ending to that is really freaky, when she gets closer to the camera. that's really disturbed.

i loved frank mccourt's 'angelas ashes' - one of my favourite books. also enjoyed alice walkers 'the color purple'

59% Well.. you've made the cut! Now go buy some promise rings and knit yourself a sweater.

buy all the doughtnuts and yum yums in aberdeen and get fat.