lazy pixie

someone tried to break into my mums car. broke the windows, cut some wires, broke a lock - made a real mess of it. never found out who did it though.

probably tried to give him a parking ticket for his long boat

never saw the open top bus, but i did spot a lonely viking wondering up near belmont street.

Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in the Australian Outback as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet. After six months or so of total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there was a huge, bearded man standing there. "Name's Duane,your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night ... thought you might like to come ... about 5:00." "Great," says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you!" Duane is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn youThere's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, as he starts to leave, Duane stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin' too." Tom says, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Duane turns from the door. "More 'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Duane stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us." he he

i still go - i'm in sixth year.

*sticks hand up* me

i've never disliked craig before, i've even felt quite sorry for him on a few occasions when he cried because he fancied antony, but tonight he really pissed me off. the guy is a bell-end.

eating slugs.

you know, i actually love those dogs. i think they look really cute. but that - thing - sweet lord. i want to see what it walks like... i wonder if it breathes heavily so you can hear it before you see it? hmm...

wow - that is so cool

llamas are better. you can stroke them. anytime i've tried to stroke a camel, they've given me the hump.

my cousin loves giraffes. we went to see them at blair drummond - they are so pretty. definately the most elegant creature of the animal kingdom.

an aye aye

the rock-cake mr tea

bewitched, or the vengaboys.

ha ha ha ha ha! but why have you slagged off people for being fat?

i don't know anyone personally who lives that way, but they sound like a pretty cool bunch.

i always thought little miss muffin sounded like a dirty slut.

another thing i hate. the elephant.co.uk adverts. "oh, what, the elephants directing now?" shut up you stupid twat! gah! i hope a million elephants stampede on your company and burn the elephant costume because of it's sheer stupidity. "i want cheaper car insurance" "so there you have it, elephant dot co dot uk!" grrrr...

i love people like that. the randomness just makes me want to laugh.

neds at my school. when people let their mobile ring and ring and ring in a public place without answering them, especially if it's dance music or the crazy frog. abi titmuss. guano. the dog down my lane that barks non stop. darren, the freaky kid who stalks people at my school. I HATE HIM SO MUCH! He threw a pie at my friends head. he sang the 118 advert song to me in the street. he stalks people. and i really, REALLY hate him.