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Damn. Same night as an Eddison gig at the student union. I`d like to see both Kenetic and Eddison but am not sure if that would be possible. Anyone know what time either band is expected on stage at each gig and whether I could feasibly catch both without the need for a time machine, (mine is still in the post) or one of those teleport machines Jeff Goldblum had. I also have no idea how far away from each other the venues are. All advice gratefully received. TIA.

Tony Blair death scene cut by BBC in an episode of Time Trumpet (part of the Terrorism Awards segment)

The aforementioned Ben Collins was just on Vroom Vroom on Sky 1 driving an Enzo and an Exige S the lucky bugger. Looks like it will be repeated on Saturday night at 8 for those who want to compare his short-arsedness against the Stig. Damon Hill is even short-arseder (sort of met him in Birmingham a few years ago)

Monkey Business wasn`t bad aswell. Lead singer must tie with that prick from Dollar as the person who made the biggest twat of himself on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. . . . or Pete Burns.

. . . and they`re going to appeal again. If the punishments get reduced further I`m never eating pizza again.

Anyone else here seen the director`s cut of "The Abyss"? (Not the chopped meaningless version shown on telly) If only.......

Gonna put my 2 cents in before the seagull-fanciers-brigade come along and tell you you`re an evil fuck and deserve to die horribly for violating the boys human right to steal somebody`s car because it`s not his fault it`s society`s fault for not hugging him enough. Nice work, I`d go with a few kicks too to hopefully make the wee shite think twice before doing something like that again.

I`ve got a W900i and a bluetooth dongle and it`s a piece of piss to transfer pics and videos. I tried the USB lead when I first got it and it was a pain in the arse but I`ve never had a problem transferring files to and from the phone wi` mah dongle. A friend of mine has a K750i and it works great with bluetooth too. (I use a prog called XTND Connect Blue Manager which came with my dongle which cost about 7 on eBay) HTH

Noam Chomsky reveals facts like the abduction of the two Gaza civilians June 24, BEFORE the Israeli soldiers were captured. Learn the background that the mainstream media doesn't report. Help get the word out

...if you could fly away after stealing the elephant`s baked goods an` chips..

Should the girl in this story rot in hell too? From Daily Record website dated 21st June: http://tinyurl.com/e73eb I`m gonna throw this into the mix aswell...... http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2943

Before or after you flick the on switch?

I was there. Happened at Tannadice. Must have been about 20 years ago. Billy Thompson goal-kick, backwards looping header from Butcher sailed right over Woods into the net without touching the ground. Billy McKinlay scored a belter in that game too.

Goal! on the Amiga was pretty good too. Not as good as Sensi but still worthy of a mention.

Yes, that`s the one, my googling skills couldn`t come up with that. Cheers m8.

Anyone remember seeing a piss-take of Catchphrase years ago where the answers were "Hung Like A Mule", "Arse Bandit" and "Fuck Me Till I Faaaaart".

Axl : "Did you spill my pint?" T.H.: "Ehh, no." Axl: "Are you about to spill my pint?" T.H.: "No." Axl: "Does anyone here think he was about spill my pint?" Axl`s bodyguard: "Yeh, I do." ***Shove*** ***Scuffle*** ***Punch*** Bouncer: "Get out Hilfiger, we don`t take kindly to folk thinkin someone else might think you might be about to spill a pint round here."

Well, 98.5% of them. (1.5% margin of error)

Eddison (well worth a look) are playing Nice`n`Sleazy in Glasgow on the 10th of May. http://www.eddisonmusic.co.uk/ http://www.myspace.com/eddisonsound

. . I thimk naybe you are.

Equally sensible but even boringer. . a net curtain.

Eddison`s MySpace page is - http://www.myspace.com/eddisonsound

I guess we`ll probably never hear the words "Tonight, Cat, I`m going to be GG Allin"

Keep this near your phone, it`s a flow chart thingy. Tells you what to say and ask based on what the annoying twat on the other end of the phone says to you. http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html

My 505 Mk II is very close to death and definitely not reliable enough for it to be used in public. Reason being the vibration of a pin in New Zealand being carelessly dropped in a bath full of feathers can make either the power cut out or the thing emits a horrendous buzzing noise. Then every so often it works fine for hours. Oh, and I probably live too far away for it to be worthwhile coming to get it. Sorry.