tranzmute

yeah saw them at the LT and found them very good

how about Cod Liver Oil And The Orange Juice * (Ron Clark / Carl McDougall) Oot o' the East there came a hard man Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton Ah haw, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice He went intae a pub, an' he cam oot paralytic Oh oh, VP [or Lanliq] an' cider Ah haw, what a helluva mixture ... (Spoken: Sex rears its ugly head now ...) Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais I'm looking for a lumber Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... (Eyes up the talent ... and lo and behold!) In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... (Chats her up ...) Oh noo Mary, are ye dancin' Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin' Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... (Rebuffed ...) Oh Mary, yer wan in a million Oh oh, so's yer chances Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... (Rebuffed again!) Well then Mary, can ah run ye hame Oh oh, ah've got a pair o' sandshoes Ah haw, yer helluva funny ... (Never say die ... sways aboot nonchalantly, picks his nails wi' his bayonet - and hew knocks it off!) Doon through the back close an' intae the dunny It wasnae for the first time Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Then oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Hairy Mary looking for her hard man Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion Ah haw, Sahara an' ra camels ... Then Hairy Mary had a little baby Oh oh, its faither's in the Army Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... * (East - Glasgow's east end; Brigton - the Glasgow suburb of Bridgeton) (VP, Lanliq - cheap fortified wines) (Dennistoun Palais - dance hall in the east end suburb of Dennistoun) (Gorbals - former Glasgow inner-city slum district) (sandshoes - sneakers) (dunny - tenement passage or basement) (cludgie - shared toilet in tenement blocks) As sung by Hamish Imlach my father likes to sing this from time to time when he inebriated

ROLAND.....nice one.

Partly trure.....watched about half of it TPBM buys organic food now and then

Bring me my back scratcher then leave me in solitude -- Ive yet to digest these poisons you have prepared beyond fortitude

Yeah I cant really do a cd either......and Ive already started a tape. so if anyone wants to swap tapes ..im happy to give and receive a tape

Can you ever right the wrongs Like when I got tangled up in your Sarong It was tye dyed Now I hate beachwear ...... Im animus glorified

false but it depends how over-plucked they are which does happen but never completely bald. TPBM enjoys eating smoked salmon

hello dedalus In terms of band member quota are you attempting to compete with the polyphonic spree.???

REM- Shiny Happy People

very clever!

Microsoft will one day own ................ complete the missing word.

apparently orla and craig are getting it on at the mo! crickey

congratulations

Random aesthetic beauty. you must be very tuned innto the world around you. Thats a gift

you are alos losing braincells!

yeah but thats why you have firewall.

Sorry cant help ----just to say you are not alone. thats why i dont have it. yahoo messenger instead? bit of a pain when everyones on msn tho

I met the guy woh plays Navid in Glasgow one night and he is such a dude...very funny too. He told me thay had just finished recording a new series.(probably the one that starts tonight) apparantly it will be screened down south in the near future.

I shall make a tape

Sceince must win. he has too. Im betting a fiver on it . must look up the odds

Shine Buffalo 66 Reefer madness(1938) requium for a dream (http://www.requiemforadream.com/)