try DPD, they were meant to be delivering me a new tv around four months ago and was told it would be here on the friday morning (not this friday, a friday about four months ago) between 9 and 1 so i took a day off work, and . . . nothing, not a thing so i phoned them up and the "tried to deliver it, but i wasnt in" nope i wasnt in! i was just sitting in my fucking living room twiddling my thumbs all day and then they called me a lier over the phone, as you can imagine wasnt best pleased at this point . . . so they said they would try and re-deliver the fallowing friday, which was cool because i had that day off anyway and . . . once again nothing. so i gets back on the phone, "Whats your parcel number? ok ill just have a look for it, no sorry i cant find it on our system" "can you have another look please" "ok iv found it, its got a damaged sticker on it, probably gona have to return to sender" "fucksake ok" 10 minutes passes *ring ring* *ring ring* (that was my phone by the way) "hallo its DPD here, the damaged sticker was put on it by accident" "so there nothing wrong with it then?" "with what?" "my parcel, theres nothing wrong with my parcel?" "oh that, yeh its fine" (what else would i be meaning) "so when can you redeliver it" "well we cant realy, weve tried twice and your policy is, if we try twice and you aint in, your fucked" "but you didnt even try once" "thats not what the system said, sir" in the end i had to go collect i big fuck off tv on the bus and when i got there they wouldnt give the box coz it was one of those big security boxes that belonged to the company, so heres me walking around altans with this big tv tying to find my way back to a bus stop anyway thats my rant, hope you enjoyed it, hope it made sence