Lawy Lawson:Attorney

It's not that they aren't pretty, but I don't think nightclubs are the best place to meet people as people are (for the most part) wanting to be socially acceptable and perhaps not entirely true. And remember, even I manage to look good when I go out sometimes, but right now I'm in a scabby T-Shirt and haven't shaved in ages. People do that away from 'clubs, so you have to wander how people look minus their glamour.

FIXED IT! Just kidding. But really, I most go on the nights the hotness stays home and watches Bo' Selecta.

It's Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdrome : The Official Novelisation. A classic if there ever was one.

Me and my girlfriend have a lot of fun transposing stuff from piano to guitar and working around the limitations and advantages of both instruments when we can. It's like sex for us, without the crying.

Good shit, doods! Vaya and In/Casino/Out are great, I even prefer I/C/O to Relationship of Command, but I'm not so sure about Acrobatic Tenement which is kinda let down by poor production (which couldn't really be helped, I suppose)

Playing F-sharp on the high-e string at the 14th fret of my guitar makes my cat chirp. FACT!

Meh, Evil Dead was only okay....but you can stop watching films once you've seen Evil Dead II because that IS cinema's peak.

He's probably a terrorist.

I totally like the the Police, but when you tell some people they're like "UGH! Sting!"....which is fair, in a way.

I like some stuff by the Police. I'm not sure if that's bad or not, but Sting is a fanny. I too like the occasional Blink 182 song. Not enough to buy an album, though. Cyndi Lauper is the SHIT! You just don't know it yet.

I'd have to say that I have no beef with the staff there. I actually think Queen Kong served me the times I was in. No, I imagine the yellow card shite is imposed on you from above.

Moshulu: "Can I have a Vodka and Coke, Please?" "Yes that is 2.00" "Thank-you" <sits down> "Even though I no longer feel a connection with the music here, the people are friendly." Exodus <waiting in que while two people max get served at the foot-long bar> "HEY DOOD! CAN I HAV A AFTERSHOCK I WANT TO GET WASTED SO I HAVE AN AMUSING STORY TO TEL IN MY COMPUTAR ENGINARING CLASS TOMORROW!" "Do you have a yellow card?" "WHAT!" "Do you have a yellow card?" "WHAT!" ... (5 minutes later) "NO! BUT MY FRIEND DOES! STEEEEEEEEVE! STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!....YELLOW CARD! OMG THX PLZ!" "Okay, you're drink is now 15p cheaper and now at a regular price!" "AWESOME!OMG BOMBTRACK! THIS SONG IS STILL FRESH AND NEW TO THE WORLD!" (Of course, I'm stretching the truth but in my experience it's been an exercise in getting students wasted and not much else. I'm not the best judge as I don't really like clubs anyway)

What do you think the dogs are for? Labradors know their shit! Labby says: "Are these guys here to throw balls around or purposefully throw frisbees at my face (which is okay, cos dogs can't feel pain)? Seriously, it's like they KNOW what time it is, and it's time to rock out! The clock says so! These guys are tougher than Robocop, but not Nick Fury (who is the toughest)!" "Oh man, Robocop the series Robocop is tougher than these guys. Why are two of them ready to go in the oven? They are so far away because they are scared of the camera (because these/shattered pictures/remind me of the time/ by the bay/ in december/ and they're on the walls/ and in my/ heartbeat/ tonight). These guys don't know what time it is. They probably use digital watches which haven't been cool since you used to get those transforming watches in the mid-to-late eighties and also watches with Donkey Kong JR in them"

Ah...for the days of carting pictures of Pitchshifter off to the hairdresser. Personally, i think those Japanese guys who dress like fifties rockabillys with flick knives are the most awesome thing on the planet. the guy on the right is simply a better person than you or I could even ever dream of being. Anyway, bands should be cool. Everybody in a band is cooler than I am, even The Shadows. Robert Smith hould just wear a flat cap or something though, he's beginning to look like Jo Brand. Seriously, I put a Cure poster up and my girlfriend was like "Have you been masturbating to pictures of Jo Brand? Does her comedy-tactics of saying things about cakes in a drony voice make you hot?" and I had to beat the shit out of my girlfriend for breaking my penis (which still doesn't work, thankyou). Image should augment the music, I mean Marilyn Manson's image overrides the music (which is bad), but The Clash being cool looking fuckers adds to their mystique. Yeah. PS I don't care what you wear, personally. You are not a rockstar (yet, when you are, I'll care) RANT EXTENDED: Actually, where have all the fucking rock stars gone? Seriously, who's spreading chlamydia around LA while playing a flying V made out of bones while riding a motorbike in order to score cocaine. In an ideal world, someone would blend the DNA of Johnny Cash, Elvis, Sid Vicious and Chuck D and make him a billion feet tall and give him a guitar made out of the entire rain forest and send him in to destroy all the world's capitals.

Bah! I thought this thread was about the subconcious part of the mind...or the guys that made DooM and Quake.

Oh, you like the tea now, but then you learn that the milk is full-fat and that the sugar is crack cocaine and the water is whiskey and it was heated my radiation and the cup has a puppy on it butn it's an evil puppy and then you can't leave and you cry yourself to sleep every night.

This thread needs something of merit:

Need...PC...destroy...my...Mac...hate...world I once said on these boards that Resident Evil is better than sex. Half-Life was better than shooting heroin while having sex and eating cakes. IN SPACE! EDIT: This IS a Half-Life 2 thread?

Sucks. So I bought the Dresden Dolls album with the ticket money I saved, which is pretty cool in a teen-goth goes punk caberet kind of way. Still. I'm disappointed.

You're as good at image linking as JFK was at being bulletproof.

You like posing, self obsessed, conceited cunts? Look, theres something wrong with hot girls who know about characters fromsecond tier capcom games. If a girl knows who Jin from Cyberbots is, but is still hot she probably gets her jollys from castrating men during sex or something.