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TRUE! TPBM considers their siblings to be their friends.

True, although I'm pretty rubbish at it. TPBM is not Scottish.

True. TPBM is in love.

No, if anyone tuts at us, we can just... FACE INVADE THEM!! P'raps.

Yeah, I haven't been able to get onto Myspace at all today.

Tuh, I made the running machine look cool today when I gymmed out. Actually, I did trip up on it today. But that was because I was trying to stand on the edges whilst it was going really fast. But usually, I make it look cool.

www.myspace.com/constancesarah

False, I'm only just starting to enjoy myself. TPBM recently met somebody who they previously considered to be a nice guy, but who turned out to be an idiot.

Now Jesus won't go away! He's condemning me with his eyes. Make it stop!

True, although I look pretty attractive trying to do it. TPBM was highly impressed with Adam's top quality tunes in HJB last night. (Tegan and Sara, Les Yeux, : ( and hellogoodbye in particular).

I help out at my local Brownies. But they all bully me. And ask me really personal perverted questions, for 8 year olds. But I got my own back by telling them I was getting married, and that they could all be my bridesmaids, and they got really excited. BUT I WAS ONLY JOKING! Bwah haha.

False, I'm heterosexual. TPBM has eaten snails.

Craig is really REALLY creeping me out. He is so the type of person that would end up some crazy obsessive stalker.

False, but I stood on the threshold with 17p and two gentlemen. TPBM read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in less than 24 hours. DAMNIT. I really need to learn to type faster, or something.

TRUE! Oh my, I love seafood a lot. (Uh...TPBM has given someone a black eye.) Damn you Holly!

False, but my sister used to write notes and tell me that the fairies at the bottom of our garden wrote them. TPBM is going out tomorrow night.

Sorry to break your heart again, but you'll have to do without me and whoreface. I'll try 110% to be there next weekend, though.

True, but I'm learning. TPBM finds Bob Geldof attractive.

Ace, I'm going to make a start on mine today.

Me and Judy might come along. But only for the whores.

WHAT THE HELL?! How can ANYONE choose Orlaith over Science? I think I'm going to stop watching Big Brother now. It's going to be incredibly boring from now on.

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS. Get Matchstick Men. I saw that today. It's really good. Plus, Sam Rockwell is fit as.

I miss 10 Easy Wishes.

Princess Holly Paulscoconutass Lester Burnham Narc tv tanned bluesxman paranoid Android manuel (pop-not you silly billy) Bodast Tony Marlin Tranzmute R.Bolax Jenni. Connie Fun ahoy!