I agree. I think that the attempt to give it a "happy ending" really didn't do the film any favours. I found the first half really good, with lots of action and everything, but then as the film calmed down, I lost interest a bit. But I still recommend going to see it. Definitely.
Thanks for the concern, but I'm pretty sure we can all handle the uncensored version of "crap". "10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath, even if they don't, and then punch them in the face." That was really the one slightly amusing one. And you could have edited it to read "10. Punch somebody in the face", because there's nothing funny about bad breath.
I really wanted to run into the BB house and smack Science. What a cock. Maxwell was all rational and explaining the situation: "look, it's our wine. Everybody here knows you're a prick", and then Science is just like...argh. Annoying. And Vanessa fucks me off so much. Someone please get her a new face. Craig is playing the game so well, it makes me proud.
I learned "debtors" at church too, but now they've changed the Lord's Prayer completely, to make it "politically correct" and stuff, and it makes me feel ill. And I didn't learn the "...forever and ever, Amen." part, just "...forever. Amen.".
Rilo Kiley - More Adventurous. Tegan and Sara - So Jealous. And...it doesn't really count, as it's a singles compilation, but: Basement Jaxx - The Singles.
Apparently Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields are having a "long-running feud" or whatever. So after Cruise commented that Brooke's career was practically non-existent, she told the press that she had offered him two tickets to see her in Chicago. And that one was a child ticket, for Katie Holmes, who is 16 years younger than him. HAHA.