Faria: Is an idiot. You actually think you're famous, but you're really not. Dennis: Why would any woman ever have sex with him? George: Has a disturbingly seductive voice, but is a complete prick. Jodie: Hypocritical, and too stupid to even know what it means. Rula: Care? Pete: Attempts to take the moral high ground, but is just as bitchy as the rest. At least he can argue coherently, though. Maggot: Do something exciting. Traci: Isn't famous. Preston: Alright looking, but seems a bit boring. Barrymore: STOP FUCKING CRYING ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Chantelle: Has great hair.