HummerOfIntenseEvil

2 degrees and I don't owe a penny yet It pays to be tightwad.

Is it a "remix" of Kill Bill 2 and Shallow Grave?

Free Ribena as well as biscuits? Do they have chocolate digestives? I would to give blood, but... well I'm not scared of needles ever since my first vaccination at school (Nurse: "Look over there" Me: "Where?" *See nurse sticking in needle* "Oh.") but whenever there's talk of taking stuff OUT as opposed to putting it IN, I get a tingling sensation along my arms and have this feeling of my insides being sucked out. I don't see why they can't just cut my arm with a razor blade and collect the blood in a beaker or something. Or at least knock me out first.

I agree with all the sentiments here, but one thing puzzles me... I remember Cowboy Dan starting a similar thread a few months ago, and people were calling him a cunt and "OMG hoo cares, it's only a forum, get a life man! Do you have a dictionary beside your computer LOLZ!" type stuff. So how come no one's gone completely nuts yet? My pet hate: too instead of to. I can sort of understand folk using to instead of too, but ADDING a letter??? Also: people thinking you need a dictionary by your side to be able to apply simple english grammar to your typing. Or at least using that as an "insult".

Bumpity fuck.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4706923.stm I thought Morrissey already made hearing aids fashionable in the 80s?

Lonely nights in the desert. Worked out who it was anyway. This thread has fulfilled it's point, so it should of course be locked now.

No man writes THAT neatly

You don't know a gang of stoners with a talking dog by any chance?

If it was a secret admirer, she'd have paid for the pizza. And if it is, she has no taste: it was from Heavenly Pizzas. They're shoite. I think a piss take is more likely.

So, last saturday we got a pizza delivered to our house, but we hadn't ordered it so we politely declined to take it off their hands. Then they phone up insisting that we'd ordered it, as they had our name and address, and the phone number given was ours too. But we were like "nah it's nae us." That was fair enough - pizzas get delivered to houses all the time for "a laugh". Then yesterday, this comes through the door: And now I'm absolutely baffled. I don't suppose by ANY chance that anyone recognises the handwriting or anything?

8o Manics b-sides are nothing but the utmost quality!!! But my tongue was firmly in my cheek. Actually, I'm a pretty good DJ when in control of folk's iPods in the car. Or so I'm (reluctantly) told anyway. Are there any stipulations about the songs themselves, e.g. swearing, lyrical content, copyright-type issues?

Listening to Hog's show has inspired me. Could I do an hour show consisting entirely of Manic Street Preachers early b-sides?

Are all Devin Townsend songs that good?

Excellent show thus far DJ Hog

Isn't anyone going to be getting down with their homies?

Some people might like that. NOT ME, but some people. I think if it was as hot as you're suggesting, I would just put ice cubes down my pants. That reminds me: in primary school, we used to think men had pubic hair and women had cubic hair. Or at least I hope it was "we"...

Slightly safer than a fan anyway. how about on hot days just going about naked, except for a couple of cunningly placed leaves?

Aye, I've always wondered if she's always looked like that, or if she just had some sort of accident or something. Either way, without meaning to sound harsh, I'm surprised she doesn't just kill herself really. I really can't imagine her ever getting off the streets cos I'm sure I'm not the only one who can barely stand looking at her sometimes. In all seriousness, what are the chances anyone would give her a job looking like that? I'm not saying it's right, but it's just human nature to shirk from deformities. I can never decide if it's admirable that she carries on, or just plain stupid. Perhaps there should be an appeal to get her off the streets, cos that's the only way it'll happen.