jimr

Oil isn't going to run out. It's just a big ploy to drive up prices every now and then. Just like bird flu is a scam to sell silly amounts of drugs no one needs.

The joke was never important, its just a means for the comedian to be as depraved as he/she can be. The entire film is worth it just for Gilbert Godfrey.

I wouldn't say its for fans of anyone really. It's fun though. I want to smear David Cross with butter and lick it off his podgy belly.

Was it in any way like ice pirates?

That played with list is ridiculous.

"so whe're we going?" "over there" "those big dark scary woods?" "uh huh" "cool"

Fill the egg with beans and you have a deal.

You wont steal my secrets so easily, I'm not some two bit charity shop giving away enigmas for the heady joys of altruism . This is a business, and I am a businessman.

Does Samurai Pizza Cats count as Anime?

You're good. I think I should buy a guitar first anyway, or atleast one that isn't smaller than my leg, which in Chris Morris fashion is very small indeed. Still, I see your questions and raise you an enigma.

Ninja scroll Metropolis X Samurai x

you're meant to bid honey. For example, I will bid 4 talons of gold and a photo of some fat kid I found under my bed.

pure speculation.

There are better ways to get your fix.

"so....got any phobias?" "yeah I'm scared of big words" "get out of town, thats not a real phobia" "yeah it is!" "oh yeah if its a real phobia then whats it called?" "it's called Hippopot.>AARGH ARARGH AAARGHA RAGH"

Anyone know a good site to download movie subtitles? I downloaded Starcrash and its in Italian, and as much fun as it is to laugh at Afro Hasselhoff talk like Luigi i'm getting frustrated. I also downloaded Excalibur in German and Polish.

Ha. I'm probably not going to go to this gig. Like I'm probably not going to deerhoof the following night, and i'm probably not going to sufjan stevens on wednesday because apparently there is a god and apparently I have offended him.

That doesn't make me any happier. You should have bought it and ransomed it for a night of lust and pleasure.

Why is it I find the best things while under severe financial restrictions? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DAVID-CARRADINE-in-CANNONBALL-NEW-DVD_W0QQitemZ6437211540QQcategoryZ60868QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem P.S Am I the only person that thinks David Carradine would be a monster in bed?

Perhaps its just a form of penis envy. Kind of like the butterfly effect, except from Africa, and with penis'.

hahahahahahahahahahaha i hate money

"From a vast and distant galaxy... A Space Adventure for all Time" Starcrash looks awesome.