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It's uncanny. Fucking Carl weathers.

I read that as chk chk chk chicken fined for crossing the road chk chk chk.

kings of convinience - surprise ice

Trenchcoats are for hiding crossbows. Just you remember that.

that was mad. I completely spazzed out the entire time and was rewarded when a marauding sailor pied me in the face. A crazy fight ensued with les georges leningrad accompanied by said sailor, a tall geek with soiled trousers, a masked villian and a hyperactive midget raining everything they could get their hands on down upon the adoring crowd. This was all well and good until i approached the bar to buy a few bottles of water to wash my face. They laughed and I laughed. I presented my bar tokens and they just shook their heads and walked away. Fine, I said, I'll go elsewhere. On the way to the next closest bar I began getting as much of the shit off my face as possible, only to find that it formed into a crusty substance that melded with my pubic beard. Damning all spaniards to hell i made for the last shuttle bus back to playa de catalunya. The bus journey was comical. A group of English drunkards and a group of Spanish drunkards had found an ingenius way to overcome the language barrier through song. It started off with drunken football chanting with each camp singing together, two completly different songs out of tune and out of time with each other. Somehow this melded into a giant chorus of another day in paradise and a mass chant of "phil collins for president of catalunya!!!" I love barcelona. PS I believe they are playing on the 12th of june at subclub.

I have eaten a subway today and my parents know nothing of it.

Two Italian girls insisted on rubbing me up and down last night at Erase Errata because they liked my unicorns tee so much. I like people wearing band t-shirts, it gives me a insight as to what they like and as to whether there would be any point in speaking to them. I'm not saying that I would like the person because they were wearing a say, silver jews tee, but atleast it would be a conversation starter. Some guy at work went to see star wars with a beat happening tee and I smiled for a day. Saying that, seeing anything remotely interesting at work tends to make me smile.

whenever anyone mentions that gig a baby turtle is butchered by an unknown assassin. I say them at barrowlands a few years back. That fucker fairly lays onto his drums.

I would have gone to that had jim o rourke been playing and I wasnt in barcelona for this Barcelona rocks, some guy I met got mugged 3 times in 4 days, and some crazy chinese girl keeps prodding me in the head while im asleep.

yes indeed, many feet have gone into the making of this colossal ball but it will be worth it come the finish.

A girl came up to me and said "I know this will sound weird, but what star sign are you?" "wow, my horoscope told me I would meet a taurus whose name started with K" I was all "I said capricorn right?" Then we moved to Constaninople where I sired many tall sons.

Yes but they are essentially human beings. It doesn't matter how much conditioning they have undergone, there would still be some sense of turmoil in his mind. I think he should have kept his helmet off so you could see his face as he ordered the guy to fire, I was just looking for a little regret thats all.

I watched the film at 9.30 in the morning the day before it came out with about 6 other people in a 200 seat screen. In retrospect I wish I hadn't. You lose something of the atmosphere. I left feeling disappointed and I didn't know why. Now I think I have it. When you know almost everything that will happen before it's release you tend to create your own film. You get to decide how the gaps are filled. Then when you see the film you can't help but think of it as wrong somehow. The Anakin obi wan duel irked me. Too much dueling on narrow beams and swinging from ropes. It had nothing on duel of the fates in phantom menace. The windu palpatine duel was cool but I thought the other jedi died too quickly. It wanted to see a more open fight with palpatine picking them off one at a time. I was kinda confused by windu kicking palpatines ass. Was he stronger than yoda then? I don't believe Palpatine let him get one up on him so that he could turn anakin, it doesn't make any sense because anakin only arrives after windu has palpatine on the ropes. Not enough wookie action for me, could have done without chewie though. I liked the little padawan valiant last stand outside the temple with senator organa looking on. He died like a king. I thought Cody should have felt a little more guilty at being told to kill obi wan. I'm going to see it again and i expect to enjoy it far more. I'm more looking forward to sin city though.

assuming i'm not detained in barcelona for enjoying myself far too much i may make it back in time to throw fungus at mini.

superchunk - good dreams

wolf eyes - stabbed in the face

Vader knows nothing of cholera

enon - daughter in the house of fools

sebadoh - total peace

Thats a dntel track deary. blood brothers - love rhymes in a hideious car wreck

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