April Ethereal

The perfect candidate: John Lambie Pros: Did a fantastic job with Partick Thistle & others Demands respect from players Has a no-nonsense approach to a football game (Lets face it, Berti took us so far backwards, we need to start with the basics in our gameplay!) Has the ability to motivate players and get results from them, no matter if its Ronaldo or Ronald McDonald. Would still have more than enough time to tend to his doos. He has proved he can make players great instead of going out and just simply buying a great player(Gordon Strachan & Walter Smith have both had money at Coventry, Southampton, Rangers and Everton.)* He's not a stupid German cunt! Cons: He has retired from football due to health reasons(but would the Scotland job tempt him out) *I'd just like to point out that I don't think they were seen as good managers just because they had cash to splash but would they have been successful otherwise? Would Rangers have won 9-in-a-row? We'll never know.

Yes I put on the Rasmus because I like the song. I put money in to listen to what I want, not to satisfy you!! And as for The Smiths, "This Charming Man" is a great tune that even you said it was good. And I havent forgotten about you hi-jacking one of my credits to play Weezer, just wait, for one day, your uppence will come.

Just like The Smiths

Cradle of Filth - Live Bait for the Dead

How about Magnus Hedman? only j/k. I wouldn't wish that cunt on anybody.

sorry...who paid her?

I'm quite partial to a crisp sandwich, especially roast chicken but if I'm really hungry you can't go wrong with a turkey or tuna toastie. All that shite about eating cheese before you go to sleep gives you nightmares, pah! Who cared enough about someone eating cheese before going to bed made up that load of pish.

but does she enjoy it?

Yeah after 12 mins. I think Esson picked up a minor one as well. Thank fuck I didnt take that ticket I was offered. I had aberdeen fans phoning me all last night and even on the bus this morning at 7:45, I got a comment from my mate. Bastard! Nevermind, still top of the table.

Well, the holier-than-thou assholes at my work have put me down to work on hallowe'en. It really fucking sucks. I'm hoping its gonna be dead because its a sunday and they'll let me go early but I don't see it happening. Damn my work and their unsociable hours.

Fuck me! Shouldn't let smokers see that!

I've went for Chris Tarrant who used to present Tiswoz.

oh right.....The racist story sounds a lot better!

What happened last night?

No beard fetishes here, although one of my mates was caught at a party watching beard porn!(Don't ask me what beard porn is, I wasn't there) Maybe its rubbing off on me and I don't even know it! I thought the intro track was pretty cool but if that cropped up on a Metallica record, I probably wouldnt like it.

I'm going hazard a guess that the book does exist and put my name down for some of that. The ultimate depression cure. Fuck Prozac!

It was to my asst. manageress. I'd just came in to work and she had been there all day and she said, "I've been walking about all day, I must have lost a least a stone." Should have seen the look I got when I told her that "that was ambitious."

He is a legend but I think Big Al Swanson pips him to the post of the dad legends. Big Al has too many funny stories not to be a sure-thing legend champ.

If Sylvester Stallone hails from Northfield and has had the same dodgy 'tash for all and eternity, then yes, Rambo is my dad!

My cat seems to know when I have to get up so around 7 every thurs and friday morning. I have this little grey bastard scratching my feet and if that doesnt work (It always works but I tend to wear socks now because of the little fuck!) it'll move up and start chewing on my hair. I wish it did this shit last year for my work so I wasnt always late on a tues and sat morning.

You've basically just descibed every tramp in Aberdeen!