"How are clowns treated in South Africa? 'Cus they're neither one thing or the other. Are they allowed on buses?" "You Farmers don't like outsiders, do you?" "What do you mean by that?" "I've seen the big eared boys on farms. If you see a lovely family having a picnic in a field under a tree, you plough the family into the field, fill in the hole with cement, blow up the tree and gather the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother" "Fernando, it's Saturday afternoonand you're spending it in bed with a girl. You're wasting your life"