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What have Madeleine McCann and a submarine got in common? They are both six feet under and full of seamen

yeah, you assed foah it

Old news to the hardcore Arnold-worship demographic.

bought "The Day of the Jackal" by Frederick Forsyth, rather looking forward to getting stuck in.

were you one of the ruffians hanging about on the garden chairs and jumping on the bears arms?

Why don't you try asking what people think of Americans and you'll probably get an equally stereotypical uninformed answer.

Waynes World Bill and Ted's Excellant Adventure

Maybe he has more in his life than music. Why don't you go knock model plane makers for not being aeronautical engineers in their spare time.

I think it's weird that WWE.com have the whole story on their homepage, you wouldn't get any other companies broadcasting that one of their employees was a murderer in their news section.

me toooo

There's probably jokes circulating by now.

It says you're from Glasgow ...then Aberdeen EDIT: and a lot of smileys

highly unworthy of its own thread.

Now I have the time of day to read, I've just finished "The First Casualty" by Ben Elton. Highly enjoyable.

Bloody excellant. This looks to be a pretty interesting website too.

A bloke walked into a public toilet where he found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied so he entered the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to him, "Alright mate, how are you doing?' He thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude he replied 'Yeah, not too bad thanks.' After a short pause, he heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to then?' Again he answered, somewhat reluctantly. Unsure what to say he replied 'Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?' He then heard the voice for the third time ....'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.'

Aaaaahahahahahaha

and it's the most original one there.

Hog, you have got the point. I agree.

No, I think you missed my point.

I don't understand what they'd do once they dropped the "Gay Bomb" and all the opposing troops are all over eachother. Do they then just kill them all? Or wait for them to retreat to the comfort of a motel? Or what exactly...

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videos are good, best of luck

I agree. Especially in the field I hope to get into (computer games/3d animation), they take a quick look at your list of qualifications "uni degree, helps" then skip STRAIGHT to your portfolio to see the standard of work you are producing and how much intiative you've taken to develop work and skills in your own time. I've always thought of Uni as a set of deadlines to work towards. Whilst I've learned and developed most of what I know and can do in my own time, I am too unfocused and erratic to complete projects in my own time, and would just end up with heaps of unfinished but varied projects that wouldn't do me much good. You should see the standard of some of work that has earned a design degree though. Horrific.

I haven't watched Neighbours in about 6 months, but some things never change.