i have a few: 'Ontion Terror are like...going down the pub with your mates and its fucking mental' 'How did Onion Terror get to be so nice? I wish i kissed them once or twice' 'Onion Terror: La Musiquallio' 'Onion Terror: Like Dragon Force but there is only three of them and Paul has a Britney Spears sticer on his guitar and they play pop-punk, ska and funk' 'Onion Terror didnt write CHEWBACCA' 'I Bet that Paul looks good on the dance floor - but not as good as Stuart on drums and i want to finger her Cunt' 'Jesus Hadjob' 'Better than Bon Jovi' 'myspace LOL'