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Five of my colleagues headed out today as part of the UKFSSART. The pictures that are coming out are horrific. More on the UKFSSART

That would be useless unless you lived in a transmitter.

A wide band aerial and a signal booster in-line is ideal. Oh, and there is more than 30 channels, even without top-up tv.

I have two tickets for the Sixth and V*ICE gigs that never happened and I'd like a refund. I take it refunds are being offered on these tickets? How will I go about getting a refund?

Ahh, ok.

I have this at home' date=' so it has been released on DVD. Play.com have it too.

It's cock-juggling thundercunt.

Anybody? Dates would be mighty nice, I'd like to be able to get a refund on tickets if either of the gigs are happening while I'm away.

Have the dates for V*ICE and Sikth been confirmed? It would be nice to know as I have tickets for both and I'm going on holiday to Florida in two weeks, and rumour has it that one of the gigs is planned for the night of the day I get home.

What do you mean "if"

Did you read the title, "New jokes"

I thought the title of this thread was new jokes? That one is older than me!

Does anyone know why the Vue cinema isn't showing the Devils Rejects?

Oddly enough, no.

Does anyone know of a garage or garage space for sale or rent in town, preferably in the Broomhill Road/Holburn Street area, although anywhere that is easy enough to get to from the centre of town would be cool. Tried the council, it took them three months to tell me they don't do the lock-ups in my area and they don't know who does.

Grampian Fire and Rescue Service, and what I get paid is none of your business.

Retarded Animal Babies is so much better!

Why? This seems to have been an A-M gripe for years. Can someone explain it? I'd hate to think I'm seen as un-cool and not "down with the scene" without actually knowing what it is I'm doing wrong.

Doesn't quite have the same comedy value without the flash or even the music. And spot the sad case who typed it all out!

*Emails stores department with stationary list* 4x Mauly 51 3x Mauly 32 1x Rubber band 10x Pencil

Yes, quite. Never heard that one before! And what the fuck are you saying, you love them too!

Ooh, Ooh! New In Flames stuff. Arch Enemy Machine Head Hatebreed One Minute Silence Trivium

Full Metal Jacket Hitchcock's Psycho (No cheap crap remakes!) Visitor Q (You will feel very strange after watching that film..........)