Adam Easy Wishes

The sad thing (for England fans) is that he's probably one of the strongest candidates (assuming "English" and "experienced" are the two main requirements).

Yeah, both domestic cups and the title. I've won the League Cup five seasons in a row or something. Got to 2025 I think? Had a bunch of ridiculous regens and sold a heap on for profit. Things turned sour between me and Stewart Milne after he sold my star striker off behind my back on the last day of the transfer window (£10.75m rising to a possible £16m), but in the whole time it took from one press of 'Continue' to the next he'd done the deal and the window had closed. Which meant I couldn't recall any of my out-on-loan strikers. In my final league campaign I won with about eight games spare. Still haven't managed to do anything much in Europe, though, annoyingly.

After winning the treble, two seasons in a row with Aberdeen - and with offers on the table from Chelsea and Bayern Munich - I decided to pack the game in and start a brand new game as Blackburn. After a dodgy pre-season while the players get used to my now trademark 4-4-2 diamond, I'm top-ish (top three, all on similar points) after about eleven games. Building for the future, I signed some young Scottish players (Jason Cummings, Harry Souttar, Greg Kiltie), and a heap of guys on loan. Souttar and Kiltie aren't quite ready, but Cummings is getting plenty of game time. In for a long season, I think...

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My girlfriend's boss was talking on the phone to a client and, referring to an email she had just sent them, ACTUALLY SAID: "that's it coming over the internet now"

Easy tiger, or I'll be fining you two weeks' wages.

Fine then. Acceptable squad numbers by position: GK - 1, 13, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 RB - 2, 4, 12, 18, 20, 24, 28 LB - 3, 5, 6, 15, 17, 18, 20, 22, 27 CB - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 15, 17, 19, 20, 25, 27 CM - 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, 16, 17, 18, 20, 22, 23, 24, 26, 28 LM - 11, 14, 18, 20 RM - 7, 14, 16, 18, 23, 24 FW - 7, 9, 10, 11, 17, 18, 19, 21, 25, 27

Also, @Lemonade - get in here with that tactic info.

I get that and largely don't have a problem with 6 as a midfielder, or 4 for a defender, but if you're doing the 'classic' 4-4-2, 1-11, your 6 is a centre back, I'm afraid. (Are we going to do this 'squad numbers' thing again?)

Any idea on capacity?

Well you've clearly mistakenly given number 6 to Kucka and number 4 to Lovren. Can you please explain your formation/style? I want to see it all (TWSS). Both home/away formations or whatever, including all instructions. Any individual player instructions? Looks a pretty tidy squad - how's the depth?

Fri: Playing a gig in Dundee. Sat: Playing a gig in Inverness-ish. Sun: Driving home/recovering. Yay!

At least it's football, for a start. Any football is better than car shit. And - to their credit - them Turks do know how to shave. Who am I to question their methods?

I would personally much rather do anything else.

I have just placed a bet on Kyle Lafferty to be top scorer at the Euros. Heard it here first!

PREDICTIONS: Mourinho will be given cash to spend, and probably buy reasonably well for his style. He will win the Premier League and a domestic cup, semis of the Champs' League when they get back there. The 14 academy graduates that were given a look in this year will nearly all go out on loan, with the exception of perhaps Tim Fosu-Mensah who is a beast that Mourinho will try to turn into a central midfield destroyer, giving him limited game time. Depay will be turned into an archetypal tricky-creative-turned-industrious-but-effective-winger in the classic Jose way. Mata's spirit will be ground down until he requests a move for his own sanity. Jose will last a maximum of four years, leaving the club/dressing room completely fucked, and having sold/released many of the 14 graduates mentioned above.

I'd probably listen to a Podcast of eBay nightmares.

DUNDEE UNITED FANS: Talk to me about Robbie Muirhead. What's the deal? Tipped for big things at Kilmarnock, signed for Utd for a reasonable chunk of cash (£150k), barely featured, sent on loan, then released from his contract last month. Eh?

GTFO, a Dons top with a decent collar's been long overdue!

Show me everything. About your tactics, obviously. Both home and away.

The new Dons kit is beautiful.

Looks like Darnell from Big Brother. Remember him?