Adam Easy Wishes

I won't be contacting people separately so if a particular method is more popular than another then those who want in will have to get on board. I take no prisoners, just like my attitude on the football pitch.

This is the crux of it for me - I would absolutely rather be an Aberdeen fan than a Celtic fan (obviously), but talking to their comparative positions too. Basically, I'd rather win one trophy every ten years and for it to actually mean something than rack up a routine series of honours because we're outspending the competition by x percent.

An acknowledgement that it should be a literal walk in the park towards the league title and that it's not an 'achievement', it's a formality.

I intend to make a start on trying to organise this from the beginning of November. What is the best way to contact people to organise? Whatsapp might work if folks are happy to share their mobile number with me? I rarely send unsolicited dick pics.

Willie Collum :cry laughing emoji:

I don't think we will, but That Old Thing - "anything can happen in a cup final" - rings true. Celtic are very strong and will only gain strength and confidence over the next month. People will look at Saturday's game as a yardstick for the final, too, which I think is not sensible, but it would be good to as best go toe-to-toe with Celtic at the weekend to make a point in advance of the final. If we get pumped then that'll obviously harm confidence going into the final, and that classic "Aberdeen can't do it against Celtic" mindset perpetuated by the Glasgow press will grow arms and legs again. EDIT= Also, smug Celtic cans can actually just get to fuck. I know it's The Way Of Things, but you are essentially just buying the league, guys.

Didn't tag you 'cause I thought you'd already left.

Yes please. I need a second weekly game, keen on a Sunday morning although that may be unpopular. @Woodsinho, @Camie, @HateEvent, @Dubya, @Outdoor Miner, @STP, @Scootray, @Captain America, @Gladstone - ASSEMBLE!

I simply can't wait.

"Clint Eastwood has curled one off on the golf course for the last time." (when he dies)

It will definitely be an Englishman. Steve Bruce is probably the front-runner, purely because he's sort of Big Sam lite. Medium Sam. A 'proper football man', has 'earned the right' and loves a pint, no doubt. Doubt the FA will go anywhere near Pardz, although I think he would be a reasonable appointment! The best thing they could do is get Eddie Howe in now on a long-term contract and give him the opportunity to build things through the youth teams etc. Doubt it'll happen because a) it would involve large balls from the FA and an understanding that it won't necessarily provide instant success and b) I think Howe (certainly from his Big Interview with Graham Hunter) would feel a bit lost without the day-to-day with players, and so probably feels he has much to give club management before taking the England job.

Do you have a recording of it in use by any chance?

Do you watch Match of the Day, SvJ? DO YOU?

The thing that I really like/can't understand about any of these baking shows is that these people (the ten 'best amateur bakers in the country') spend hours making the 'perfect' cake and it still looks completely shite.

Is Big Sam still getting a bit of stick? I think he's a brilliant appointment.

I imagine he's sold his speakers given the original post was from 2011.

But in all seriousness, I know nothing about American football (I have seen one match though. If it's even called a match?). How can you pick a whole team in fantasy? Or just their defence? Is it just a special thing that you can do in the rules?