Guest HARRY Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I was just wondering if anyone actually goes to one of the things mentioned on this site:The Aberdeen University Role-Playing Association Its not like I am thinking of going (or taking the piss out of such a thing), I just always wonder if people actually take this seriously, or its just a good excuse to attack fellow players with a foam sword?and dont reply with stupid comments like "omg when i red teh thread title i thot it waz bout sex roleplay lol", such as what Kai or Bob would most likely say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 hah, i think i joined that at fresher's fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 my brother used to be into warhammer when he was about 11-17, if you asked him if he was playing with his toy soilders he'd go "NO! they are real warriors!"boy he's cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Bassment on a Tuesday night..... Boyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Dungeon master say's that you can't leave this thread till you role a six! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I'll kill you with my +1 dexterity-enhancing sword! I needeth no six! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I once went into the comic shop in the Adelphi by mistake, and there was some sort of gathering going on. Terrifying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I'll kill you with my +1 dexterity-enhancing sword! I needeth no six!Ah, but I role a double 5 whilst wearing the vest of eternal banishment. You must role a double even to inflict ANY damage!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Ah' date=' but I role a double 5 whilst wearing the vest of eternal banishment. You must role a double even to take ANY damage!!!![/quote']"Why would I want to take any damage??"I have used the mace of logic to bamboozle you. You must now play through an entire game of teletext Bamboozle in a single go or spend your next 5 turns in the Bog Of Eternal Stench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 "Why would I want to take any damage??"I have used the mace of logic to bamboozle you. You must now play through an entire game of teletext Bamboozle in a single go or spend your next 5 turns in the Bog Of Eternal Stench.then after that you have david bowie's crotch to look forward to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 "Why would I want to take any damage??"I have used the mace of logic to bamboozle you. You must now play through an entire game of teletext Bamboozle in a single go or spend your next 5 turns in the Bog Of Eternal Stench.HAHA!!! I have used my special E.D.I.T. spell. Now you must roll an egg down a hill to advance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 one time me and my chum were flyering the staff of businesses round aberdeen for a certain barand we walked down the street games workshop was on and i was about to go in and my friend went "don't go in there, they won't take any. could you see anyone from in there ever going out to a bar?"and i thought he was just being silly so i went in alonebehind the counter was this geeky-looking fella with long greasy hair, discussing these orc models with a customerand when he had a spare second i handed him the flyer, saying "here, take these flyers. you can get cheap drinks with them"at first he looked scared, like he didn't quite know what i was on about and said "we aren't allowed to have these adverts on the shop floor"so i explained to him that the flyers were for the staff, i wasn't expecting him to give them to customershe became quite enraged, sternly replying "we do not have this sort of thing in the shop!!"so yeah, i'm not normally one for believing stereotypes but i met one, that fateful dayi wonder if i'd persisted in trying to plug the bar, would he have tried to put a spell on me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 one time me and my chum were flyering the staff of businesses round aberdeen for a certain barand we walked down the street games workshop was on and i was about to go in and my friend went "don't go in there' date=' they won't take any. could you see anyone from in there ever going out to a bar?"and i thought he was just being silly so i went in alonebehind the counter was this geeky-looking fella with long greasy hair, discussing these orc models with a customerand when he had a spare second i handed him the flyer, saying "here, take these flyers. you can get cheap drinks with them"at first he looked scared, like he didn't quite know what i was on about and said "we aren't allowed to have these adverts on the shop floor"so i explained to him that the flyers were for the staff, i wasn't expecting him to give them to customershe became quite enraged, sternly replying "we [i']do not have this sort of thing in the shop!!"so yeah, i'm not normally one for believing stereotypes but i met one, that fateful dayi wonder if i'd persisted in trying to plug the bar, would he have tried to put a spell on me?if you kept pushing him he might have used his limit break and gone level 4 on your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Anyone read "The DIce MAN" By luke RHinehart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 if you kept pushing him he might have used his limit break and gone level 4 on your assClimhazzard shit, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Anyone read "The DIce MAN" By luke RHinehartis that the crazy chap who decided to live his life by the roll of a dice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 "Put the dice away before I take them away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfaar_giladi Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Roleplaying is damn cool, yeh, a lot of geeks do it (me I suppose), but there are an awful lot of cunts drinking in bars too eh? anyone who argues will feel the edge of my +1 mythril great axe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 is that the crazy chap who decided to live his life by the roll of a dice?YEah that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam the Eagle Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 i onced had the fantastic experience of being in the shop on schoolhill, that used to be the fantastic art gallery - how i miss that place... anyway , one of my "friends" and i use the term loosely needed to buy the rule book for something or other, i think it had to do with space trolls, but it was 30, which shocked the hell out of me.but yeah so we went down to the till to pay for it and then he started talking the the scary man behind the till that just reminded me of everything i never want to be in life, and they were talking about how this rule book was the new one, and they got all nostalgic about the games they used to play when they were younger, and they were discussing how it would be great to have a dedicated night in the shop for this, and then the manager guy goes "I'd get fired if i played that." Apparently they can't play the old games for some reason or other and then they said something about some sort of dwarf and they both burst out laughing hysterically.Possibly the most surreal moment of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medichi Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 ...and the most boring story ever typed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Anyone read "The DIce MAN" By luke RHinehartYes. Yes I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Yes. Yes I have.I'm just about finished it! Have been reading it for ages god I am slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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