Chris Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Does anyone here know a guy called JP? He's short and thin with dark, floppy hair.Anyway last night he and his girlfriend helped myself and Dave after we'd gotten into a fight outside sizzlers (someone tried to steal the Doomstick) and he's due a pint. if you know him can you PM me his contact details?Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 and incidentally if you know the two cowardly fucks who started on Death and a Ninja let me know as well so I can sneak into their houses and cut out their fucking hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
but why? Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 i know a jp, really scrawny with floppy hair, real geeky. lives in garthdee now but he never goes out so i doubt very much that its him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 A FREE pint!....I'm JP. And so is my wife!Sue.......Maybe, the saviour of the night was that famous fighter JP... John Prescott. Well he has form with his fists you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 good ol' jp.hope you and dave are ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzmute Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 i helped u find ur glasses...but i wasnt there with my boyfreind........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 were you and dave hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Elvis Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Little short JP with a beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 i helped u find ur glasses...but i wasnt there with my boyfreind........... that was probably just us assuming the guy and girl were boyfriend and girlfriend. thanks for helping us out! we really appreciate it.daniel: we weren't hurt seriously, i've got bumps and bruises all over and chris has a cut on his eye but that's it. still got bruises a week on though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 i hope you gave as good as you got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 i didn't raise a finger. what happened was this: we left sizzlers looking forward to eating our burgers and going onto neil's flat for some drunken chat and some more drinks. as we were leaving 2 drunk guys were coming in and one of them asked for my staff(a carved wooden stick with a skull on it, i'm very fond of it) and i politely said no. he then grabbed the staff and ran while i held on to the end. the idiot in question then managed to run head first into a brick wall. as soon as that happened i knew i was gonna get a punch. i tried to tell the guy i hadn't touched him and that he ran into the wall himself but he turned round and started laying into me anyway. all i did in retaliation was protest and ask him to stop hitting me(i really don't like violence). obviously if this had continued i'd have hit back, well i hope i would have eventually but you never know. anyway at some point his mate got involved, and it gets a little confused here, as did my brother. chris definitely tried to stop the guy taking the stick and he definitely gave both the guys a good kick in the stomach each and the second guy definitely punched chris. i'm sure i was hit from behind as well but chris isn't so sure. either way shortly after chris got involved the fellow named jp and a girl appeared and tried to stop it and the two attackers legged it before we could even get a good look at them. then jp and the girl helped us both find our glasses as we couldn't see worth shit.basically assaulted by two not very bright drunks who tried to steal my staff. the thing is would you pick on death and a ninja? and okay we don't look hard but neither of us are small and as it happens chris does martial arts. i don't think they would've come out of it very well had it continued but i can't say i would've either as i was getting a good hiding at the time. shit happens and my only regret is that i couldn't remember what they looked like cause i would quite happily report such things to the police but i would never have been able to poiint them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 i didn't raise a finger. what happened was this: we left sizzlers looking forward to eating our burgers and going onto neil's flat for some drunken chat and some more drinks. as we were leaving 2 drunk guys were coming in and one of them asked for my staff(a carved wooden stick with a skull on it' date=' i'm very fond of it) and i politely said no. he then grabbed the staff and ran while i held on to the end. the idiot in question then managed to run head first into a brick wall. as soon as that happened i knew i was gonna get a punch. i tried to tell the guy i hadn't touched him and that he ran into the wall himself but he turned round and started laying into me anyway. all i did in retaliation was protest and ask him to stop hitting me(i really don't like violence). obviously if this had continued i'd have hit back, well i hope i would have eventually but you never know. anyway at some point his mate got involved, and it gets a little confused here, as did my brother. chris definitely tried to stop the guy taking the stick and he definitely gave both the guys a good kick in the stomach each and the second guy definitely punched chris. i'm sure i was hit from behind as well but chris isn't so sure. either way shortly after chris got involved the fellow named jp and a girl appeared and tried to stop it and the two attackers legged it before we could even get a good look at them. then jp and the girl helped us both find our glasses as we couldn't see worth shit.basically assaulted by two not very bright drunks who tried to steal my staff. the thing is would you pick on death and a ninja? and okay we don't look hard but neither of us are small and as it happens chris does martial arts. i don't think they would've come out of it very well had it continued but i can't say i would've either as i was getting a good hiding at the time. shit happens and my only regret is that i couldn't remember what they looked like cause i would quite happily report such things to the police but i would never have been able to poiint them out.[/quote']Bastards!fear not - they're in for some bad karma... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 it must have been caught by cctv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 yea but it'd have to be a really really good picture of them to stand up as the only id in court. because me and chris certainly couldn't id them again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 A FREE pint!....I'm JP. And so is my wife!No, *I* am JP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 so - have you found out who JP was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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