Lemonade Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 18 hours ago, Cabbage said: Worst cock related injury involved snapping my boner, the noise it made haunts me till this day, it was like a popping noise like cracking your fingers but just a single much louder "schnapp". Was an instant take down, from peak 100% thrusting performance to instant maximum pain possible x 100 rolling on the floor screaming. Just when I thought nobody could top "Ruptured urethra" along came this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 On 8/2/2018 at 4:52 AM, Cabbage said: Worst cock related injury involved snapping my boner, the noise it made haunts me till this day, it was like a popping noise like cracking your fingers but just a single much louder "schnapp". Was an instant take down, from peak 100% thrusting performance to instant maximum pain possible x 100 rolling on the floor screaming. OK. Morbid curiosity has overcome my horror: what is "snapping" exactly, medically speaking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 3 hours ago, scottyboy said: OK. Morbid curiosity has overcome my horror: what is "snapping" exactly, medically speaking? This reminds me, I also had questions. On 7/30/2018 at 11:15 AM, Teabags said: Another 3 way tie... 1 - Having the bark from a playground cleaned out of a wide cut on ym knee with a toothbrush. 2 - The 4 days after being circumcised when I was 11. Antyhing that touched my bell-end was utter agony. 3 - Having a tray of tea and coffee spilled over me in Ireland and having to drive an hour to Belfast A&E with my skin basically melting. Why did you have to get a circumcision at 11? On 8/1/2018 at 2:17 PM, AVB said: I tried to boardslide a handrail after a few beers. completely botched it.. legs either side of the rail, which was longer than my legs so entire bodyweight came down on my baws. the zip on my jeans somehow burst through the inside of itself and the pully bit mashed into my foreskin & japseye leaving a mangled bloody mess. seriously the worst pain i have ever experienced. I pissed nothing but thick black blood for a full day before deciding to go to hospital. Internal bleeding, ruptured urethra, multiple sets of stitches the whole 9 yards. now i'm a jew And about a week post op I had to have the worst wank of my life on a happier note, a bruised up willy wrapped up in bloody gauze looks incredibly similar to a kilted sausage Why did you "have" to have a wank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Lemonade said: Why did you "have" to have a wank? Because it had been a week... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 On 8/4/2018 at 4:40 PM, scottyboy said: OK. Morbid curiosity has overcome my horror: what is "snapping" exactly, medically speaking? It was like a when you snap a glow stick to activate it or like one of those snap wrist bands (remember them), everything was still intact afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 On 8/4/2018 at 9:08 PM, James Broonbreed said: Because it had been a week... precisely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 On 8/4/2018 at 8:04 PM, Lemonade said: Why did you have to get a circumcision at 11? Foreskin became so tight that I had trouble walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 So glad I don't have a weird, massive bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulsurfer Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 The most pain I felt is when my Appendix was already ready to burst so I had to undergo emergency appendectomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trikelops Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Two knee replacements within eight weeks of each other. Stung a wee bit. Five years ago I had an altercation with a car while riding my trike. Double compound fracture just below the left knee, that stung even worse. Two metal plates and 14 screws in that one, I'd LOVE to walk through the metal detector in an airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphybridget837 Posted December 1, 2023 Report Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 8/2/2018 at 7:48 AM, James Broonbreed said: I tore my banjo before, but it wasn't sore. I didn't notice until the next morning. Terrible walk of shame. Why, were you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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