Rach_69 Posted November 6, 2003 Report Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by led_zeppelin-girl why is neils name neil-ex? cause his ex is also called neil! HE IS A POOF! wow alison, your jokes are better than neils!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest led_zeppelin-girl Posted November 6, 2003 Report Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Rach_69 wow alison, your jokes are better than neils!!! lol yep, and that was the worst joke i made.. aah yes, anyones jokes are better than poofs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Princess Posted November 6, 2003 Report Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by led_zeppelin-girl why is neils name neil-ex? cause his ex is also called neil! HE IS A POOF! Alison, you really crack me up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 dan, you're girlfreind looks like a goth, tell her to cheer up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Originally posted by led_zeppelin-girl lol yep, and that was the worst joke i made.. aah yes, anyones jokes are better than poofs yeah, good one...the only thing funny about dan's jokes are how bad they are, and your not much better alwhy do alison's freinds call her al?because she looks like a boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Originally posted by Rach_69 wow alison, your jokes are soo stupid!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 If Dans girlfriend needs to cheer up as you say, why do you think shes smiling? Oh my god sir, you really are a twat. You're not even telling jokes just making insults which have no backing to them. Dan's dick the size of an atom? You must have seen it to know, you fucking homo. The only celebrities you have a chance of dating are Jonathan King and Gary Glitter so at least you'll have 2 things in common, being hated and shafting young boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest machinehead Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Originally posted by neil ex i'm not gay.... you idiotwhy is stalking rass stalking rass?because he has no life and he's got nae mates or maybe cuz rass rules you fuck up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erskine Atom Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Neil as much as your hilarious jokes crack me up every time I come back to this thread it seems to me you are loosing a pointless battle. I am not really interested in the whole slagging match you seem to have invoked but I do have a couple of questions for you...Do you post on any other band's boards or is this just the first one that you found?How old are you?Do you like any of the local bands that this web space is designed for?If you do, which ones and do you ever go to see them?By the way I hope you have managed to get all this, let's face it, childish crap out of your system so the board can continue being used for the constructive criticism that I know at least the band appreciate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Originally posted by Erskine Atom Neil as much as your hilarious jokes crack me up every time I come back to this thread it seems to me you are loosing a pointless battle. I am not really interested in the whole slagging match you seem to have invoked but I do have a couple of questions for you...Do you post on any other band's boards or is this just the first one that you found?How old are you?Do you like any of the local bands that this web space is designed for?If you do, which ones and do you ever go to see them?By the way I hope you have managed to get all this, let's face it, childish crap out of your system so the board can continue being used for the constructive criticism that I know at least the band appreciate. i'm sorry man, all i wanted to do was bring a bit of humour to the boards because dan's jokes were so bad....dan was obviously jealous that my joke at the start of the thread, which happens to be pretty funny, was alot funnier than any of his jokes, so he thouhgt he would slag it off....in answer to your questions.....i don't post on any other bands forumcheck my signatureare you just talking about the bands that have forums on this site? don't particularly like any of them, not saying that they are all shit thoughglad you liked the jokes though erskine, if you ever need a stand up comedian, send me a pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Originally posted by neil ex i'm sorry man, all i wanted to do was bring a bit of humour to the boards because dan's jokes were so bad....dan was obviously jealous that my joke at the start of the thread, which happens to be pretty funny, was alot funnier than any of his jokes, so he thouhgt he would slag it off....in answer to your questions.....i don't post on any other bands forumcheck my signatureare you just talking about the bands that have forums on this site? don't particularly like any of them, not saying that they are all shit thoughglad you liked the jokes though erskine, if you ever need a stand up comedian, send me a pm What?! My jokes must have been at least a zillion times funnier than yours.Mine were intentionally 'bad'...which is why they were so funny.Yours however were just pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Kong Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 I love this thread. I'm not a goth, thank you very much...I just happened to wear black that day. Dan has a large penis. I'm sure you could have asked your mum about that...actually no, I think his erection may have dropped at the sight of such an old whore...And what's the deal with all the jokes about people being too poor to go to the Marcliffe? Surely working in a posh restaurant isn't as classy as actually going there.Stripey...some genius comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest led_zeppelin-girl Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Originally posted by neil ex hmm ok, yeah, sure rach said that, its not funny cause people know you have edited it so ha!also, no one calls me al, so get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 9, 2003 Report Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Atom What?! My jokes must have been at least a zillion times funnier than yours.Mine were intentionally 'bad'...which is why they were so funny.Yours however were just pants. i think you'll find that my jokes are way funnier than yours are, i mean the black atom playing a gig one would be a classic if black atom were to make it bigyours may have been intentionally 'bad' but they sure as hell were not funny....the only thing that's funny about you dan, is that you're soo stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 9, 2003 Report Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by Queen Kong I love this thread. I'm not a goth, thank you very much...I just happened to wear black that day. Dan has a large penis. I'm sure you could have asked your mum about that...actually no, I think his erection may have dropped at the sight of such an old whore...And what's the deal with all the jokes about people being too poor to go to the Marcliffe? Surely working in a posh restaurant isn't as classy as actually going there.Stripey...some genius comments. shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 9, 2003 Report Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by led_zeppelin-girl hmm ok, yeah, sure rach said that, its not funny cause people know you have edited it so ha!also, no one calls me al, so get a life. i've got a life al, you're jokes are almost as bad as dan 'tiny dick' atom's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by neil ex i think you'll find that my jokes are way funnier than yours are, i mean the black atom playing a gig one would be a classic if black atom were to make it big ...?( dont get it...the only thing that's funny about you dan, is that you're soo stupid he doesnt seem stupid to me...in fact i thought of him an a quite bright young manwhat did he do to you to make you hate him so...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Davey Boy ...?( dont get it...he doesnt seem stupid to me...in fact i thought of him an a quite bright young manwhat did he do to you to make you hate him so...? He's just jealous because he has a small penis, no girlfriend, my jokes are better than his and he's not very good on the guitar.Its understandable really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stripey Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 An Atom related joke:An ion walks into a bar and says "i think i left an electron here last night"the bartendter asks "are you positive?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by stripey An Atom related joke:An ion walks into a bar and says "i think i left an electron here last night"the bartendter asks "are you positive?" HAHAHAHAH!!!thats ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Kong Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by neil ex shut up pour quoi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Atom He's just jealous because he has a small penis, no girlfriend, my jokes are better than his and he's not very good on the guitar.Its understandable really. atleast my penis isn't the size of an atom and maybe i don't want a girlfreind right now, did you think about that dan?if i wanted a girlfreind i could easily get one, and she wouldn't be a goth like yours is and my jokes are miles better than yours, it's you that's jealous, and my guitar playing is pretty fucking good, it's you that sucksso shut up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Queen Kong pour quoi? your jokes are just as bad as dan's why is queen kong called queen kong?cause she's such a goth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Davey Boy ...?( dont get it...he doesnt seem stupid to me...in fact i thought of him an a quite bright young manwhat did he do to you to make you hate him so...? the only reason you don't get it, is because you're so stupid davey girl yeah, dan is like a genious compared to you, but he's still fucking stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalking Rass Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Wank FACEOriginally posted by neil ex atleast my penis isn't the size of an atom and maybe i don't want a girlfreind right now, did you think about that dan?if i wanted a girlfreind i could easily get one, and she wouldn't be a goth like yours is and my jokes are miles better than yours, it's you that's jealous, and my guitar playing is pretty fucking good, it's you that sucksso shut up! Neilnumber 1...you are conta"dick"ting yourself all the time, you said earlier on that dan didn't have a girlfriend and now you are claiming he does. Please, for the love of this thread get it right.Number 2...What the fuck are you alll about? because at the moment you are cuming off like you are very jealous of young dan!Number 3...I thought the whole point of this thread was bad jokes Hence them not being funny! IDIOT!Number 4... Its ok to be gay in todays soceity, people will accept you for who you are...GAY!P.S. I love your chewing gum walk....verrrry Wrigglllly:O Wooo HA, i think you just got BURNED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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