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Guest neil ex
Originally posted by Dan Atom

There's no two ways about it.

You're a homo.

how do you arrive at that conclusion?

i'm not gay for your information

why has dan changed his username from dan loaded to dan atom?

because he spent all his life savings on a happy meal and now he has got no money and he steals all his burberry clothes from argos.

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Originally posted by neil ex

how do you arrive at that conclusion?

i'm not gay for your information

why has dan changed his username from dan loaded to dan atom?

because he spent all his life savings on a happy meal and now he has got no money and he steals all his burberry clothes from argos.

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because he joined black atom you homo!

You are like, sooooooooooooo, last week.

Talk the cock cos your gay!

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why did neil ex, start browsing the black atom forum?

Because he's a retard and can't read properly and he actually thought it said 'small boys forum' and he tried to come and chat up some little boys because thats what his favourite thing to do is because he is gay and he's also a paedophile.

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Also i did spend some money on a happy meal, although it wasn't my life savings - it was only 1.23.

Why was it a happy meal? Because I was eating out your mum and it made her happy because she's desperate.

But she doesn't charge very much because she is a dirty cheap whore .That's why you look nothing like your dad, you illegitimate little boy. Your real dad doesn't know who you are because your mum doesn't even insist on using condoms cos she's that desperate and dirty, and your mum doesn't know who your real dad is either cos she has had so many 'clients'.

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Guest neil ex

you're such a dick dan, none of that is true

if she was so desperate, then why did she charge you?

the only girl you've ever eaten out is your girlfreind, and i bet you hated every minute of it......

i still haven't seen a picture of you're girlfreind dan, i bet you don't even have one

post her up here

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Guest led_zeppelin-girl
Originally posted by Rach_69

hmmmmm.... you make it out that the marcliffe hotel is really posh and fancy and expensive

my cousin worked there

he is (not trying to be nasty but putting it blankly) a piece of shit

so i htink your just slightly hyping it up

and those comments that you keep making are not at all funny, sure i aint pretty, but at least i know and can accept that

so why dont you just stop it now, people are already pissed off enough with you

Rach, you're beautiful!!!

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Guest led_zeppelin-girl
Originally posted by neil ex

yeah ok, post a picture of your girlfriend up on this thread, i'm sure it will be good wanking material

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they call me the hurricane because i am that damn fast, and i'm solid because i'm that damn fast.

yeah well the only reason i've never had a girlfreind is because i only date supermodels or famous people

why does dan loaded only come online during the day?

because his bedtime is 7:00pm

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hmm strange ok, then if you "date" supermodels and famous people, how come you havent been in OK! magazine? huh huh huh!?! and if you have never had a gf, that proves you dont go out with supermodels and famous people cause you said you "DATE" them, makin sense?

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Guest led_zeppelin-girl
Originally posted by neil ex

yeah well what i meant was that i would only date famous people or super models

aah if only it could be possibal, would they really want to date you?

think not dude.

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Guest neil ex
Originally posted by led_zeppelin-girl

aah if only it could be possibal, would they really want to date you?

think not dude.

yeah, well how would you know?

how many famous people or supermodels have you dated?

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Guest led_zeppelin-girl
Originally posted by neil ex

yeah, well how would you know?

how many famous people or supermodels have you dated?

to be honest dude, i dont wan to go out with anyone famous, the person i like at the moment is better than anyone famous so thats that.

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