Sue Denim.. Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Now although I would never condone vandalism of any kind I have to laugh at the following spotted in Aberdeen."Make Soup Not War" Spray painted on a wall leading to Dee Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 One day I intend to paint I's on every "To Let" sign in Aberdeen.Cos my favourite joke is "Look someone's nicked the I from that sign." Cue groans, before I say "sorry, I've got To Let syndrome."I'm a barrell of laughs. Pity it's empty. Am I right? "You're not wrong." Knowing Me Knowing You episode 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 "I heard vandalism costs a lot of money to clean up but it doesn't cost a lot of money to employ people to clean up urine, vomit and flyers."Something like that on Union Street on the old HMV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 I remember reading "Life is a sexually transmitted disease" somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Anyone know anything about the vacuum cleaners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Anyone know anything about the vacuum cleaners?There appear to be some Howard Marks ones as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 And someone keeps scribbling what looks like Cthulhu on all the walls too. (For example see next to the Club art vandalism on Union Street.) ...... next to the dodgy Ganga leaf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Anyone know anything about the vacuum cleaners?yeh, they suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 yeh' date=' they suck[/quote']They're so full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Anyone know anything about the vacuum cleaners?I spotted one of these on a wall in Glasgow. The Hoover vandal gets around a bit.Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Someone has sprayed ' Devo-> ' all around my flat area. I was thinking it might have something to do with a guy called Devon who used to deal near my place. Apologies for the lack of comedy in this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Apologies for the lack of comedy in this post. at least some people recognise when they attempted and failed at comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Back in 1992 I infiltrated one of the Universtiy buildings in Old Aberdeen, looking for a toilet. I needed a dump so badly the cheeks of my arse were chewing the ground. Anyhow I found a toilet and entered the cubicle. After lowering undercarriage and initiating the deployment of my payload I started looking around for something to distract my attention... I noticed that the toilet paper dispensor was all blackened and melted looking (it was made of white plastic). The thing was totally deformed like dozens of chain smokers had stubbed out their fags on it. On the wall above the dispensor was sprayed:"AAAARGH! The Alien is on the roof."With an arrow spray painted upwards.My blood went cold. I looked up and some of the ceiling tiles had been lifted and pushed to one side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Anyone know anything about the vacuum cleaners?I've seen them in Glasgow also, don't know what they're for but i've read a few articles about ironic graffitii and so on. Stuff on a 3rd floor wall like "I bet you're wandering why this is so high up"...... I'd guess it's to do with a radical student movement or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Anyone know anything about the vacuum cleaners?Is the silhouette of an upright hoover not the logo for one of the hardhouse labels like "Tidy Trax"..??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Back in 1992 I infiltrated one of the Universtiy buildings in Old Aberdeen' date=' looking for a toilet. I needed a dump so badly the cheeks of my arse were chewing the ground. Anyhow I found a toilet and entered the cubicle. After lowering undercarriage and initiating the deployment of my payload I started looking around for something to distract my attention... I noticed that the toilet paper dispensor was all blackened and melted looking (it was made of white plastic). The thing was totally deformed like dozens of chain smokers had stubbed out their fags on it. On the wall above the dispensor was sprayed:"AAAARGH! The Alien is on the roof."With an arrow spray painted upwards.My blood went cold. I looked up and some of the ceiling tiles had been lifted and pushed to one side...[/quote']i wish i was youthat would be such an experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 my favourite one is 'conceptual art thinks youre shit'on some kind of metal box near the moorings.not comedy, but i thought it was cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Back in 1992 I infiltrated one of the Universtiy buildings in Old Aberdeen' date=' looking for a toilet. I needed a dump so badly the cheeks of my arse were chewing the ground. Anyhow I found a toilet and entered the cubicle. After lowering undercarriage and initiating the deployment of my payload I started looking around for something to distract my attention... I noticed that the toilet paper dispensor was all blackened and melted looking (it was made of white plastic). The thing was totally deformed like dozens of chain smokers had stubbed out their fags on it. On the wall above the dispensor was sprayed:"AAAARGH! The Alien is on the roof."With an arrow spray painted upwards.My blood went cold. I looked up and some of the ceiling tiles had been lifted and pushed to one side...[/quote']Best.Graffiti.Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Anyone remember when the rear window on the top deck of double decker buses was labelled "EMERGENCY DOOR", and people defaced it to read "VIRGIN LOO"? The bus company later remorded it to "EMERGENCY EXIT" which was a shame.For those interested, here is how to proceed with the defacing, not that I've never done it LOL.Scratch off the E.Mofidy the M into a V by removing it's legs.Modify the E into an I.Leave the R & G in place.Modofy the E into an I.Leave the N in place.Scratch off the C & Y.Now for the hardest part...Modify the D into an L. This requires some care and attention to detail to get it looking just right.Leave the O & O.Scratch off the R.There you have it!Incidentally, someone once did a lovely bit of comedy vandalism to our fire door sign. Back before we did up the bar, the fire door shared the same corridor as the gents toilet. Entrance to this corridor was by a fireproof door with an emergency exit sign. Just in case there are foriegn nationals in the building, they also put a little characture of a person sprinting. So one day I looks up and someone has added a sort of downward pointing... well speech bubble isn't an accurate description... more like SPEW bubble coming out of the little dudes mouth... with the word "BLAAARGH!" written inside it. Class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Not so funny, but still good enough to get a laugh, was the johnny machine in the Tilted Wig's Gents Toilet circa 1993/95. It was a Durex brand system, and on the front was a graphic of a man and woman, both running downhill through a summers meadow - kind of reminisant of 'Little House on the Prairie', with their arms thrown up in the air through the sheer joy of the moment.Coming out of the dudes mouth is a speech bubble, "Wanna fuck?".The girl replies "Oooh yes please!".Needless to say those speech bubbles convinced me to buy most of my johnnies from that particular vending machine. Although the fact it stocked Durex Elite "specially designed for the more modestly sized penis" may also have played a part in that decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Not so funny' date=' but still good enough to get a laugh, was the johnny machine in the Tilted Wig's Gents Toilet circa 1993/95. It was a Durex brand system, and on the front was a graphic of a man and woman, both running downhill through a summers meadow - kind of reminisant of 'Little House on the Prairie', with their arms thrown up in the air through the sheer joy of the moment.Coming out of the dudes mouth is a speech bubble, "Wanna fuck?".The girl replies "Oooh yes please!".Needless to say those speech bubbles convinced me to buy most of my johnnies from that particular vending machine. Although the fact it stocked Durex Elite "specially designed for the more modestly sized penis" may also have played a part in that decision.[/quote'] Are you a fan of the modified Canal Street sign as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 I think i've found a culprit, pretty stupid putting it up on the web if you ask me....Here's two in glasgow.Although i don't seem to be able to fins an explination at all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Are you a fan of the modified Canal Street sign as well?Haven't they got a new 'vandal-proof' one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Are you a fan of the modified Canal Street sign as well?Well it hasn't convinced me to take it up the ass yet. At least not while I've been concious anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Haven't they got a new 'vandal-proof' one?What's so vandal-proof about it like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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