imprinted Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 RE: the Canal St graffiti - surely the Street down the road would be more apt for comedy vandalism nowadays? Canal Place anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Someone (someone who posts on this forum, I hear) wrote "This is a tasty burger" on the desk I took my standard grade English exam at. Took me a full 15 minutes to compose myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 I used to live in Canal Place and I remember the first time someone defaced the sign so it read 'anal lace'That was classic. Regarding the new sign for Canal St. It would be funny if somone changed it to simply read 'anal' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 on a lampost in clifton road someone wrote "I am writing this because I am hardcore"*although there is always the classic "I wiz here luvin *insert nickname e.g bazza,gazza,razza-m-tazza**may not be entirely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed&confuzzed Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Loved the one about aliens on the roof, similarly in Boyd orr building, glasgow uni, the bottom of the toilet doors are fairly high and someone had written 'beware the top hatted, tapdancing midget' with an arrow. random!Banksy is ace! i saw some pics of his stuff and its really funny, can only remember a sign saying 'no climbing' and he'd done these little mice climbing onto it. (can't open the link).And at one point there were 'i love Tanya robinson' all over glasgow. then someone spotted them in newcastle or sommat. it turned out to be a campaign by some mens mag and she was a page 3 girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstrel Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 I occasionally laugh at really amazingly bad graffiti...usually grammar mistakes. Like, on a wall outside Peterhead Academy, someone had written "Longaters is gay".Strangely though, I get pissed off when I see something badly mis-spelled. "Follow the arow <-" springs to mind...A car park somewhere, as well... there was a big note saying "Hello John. I didn't see you come in." At least, I think it was "John"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Reverend Z. Munch Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Don't know about comedy vandalism, but i definitely have seen a lot of comedy murder...Sitcoms like Eyes Down, Shane, My Hero, Time Gentlemen Please, Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please, Hardware, Coupling, Baddiel's Syndrome, Game On, Men Behaving Badly, Absolutely Fabulous to name but a few...And i noticed Neil Morrissey and Martin Clunes both have new sitcoms on TV at the moment...more comedy corpses to add to the fire then cos they'll no doubt be utterly devoid of anything funny at all...I don't even know why they call them "sitcoms" anymore, they should just label them "snuffcoms" because seeing jokes and gags die horribly and shamefully and so brutally is more horrific than a Iraqi insurgent's "Greatest Slits" prisoner beheading video compilation at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 WHen I worked at sainsburys (shithole) in garthdee, i noticed that every day in the staff toilets you would find a new piece of vandalism, with the previous days vandalism wiped off. And one day i see in the cubicle"Cleaner CleanerYour life is vainThe Shithouse vandal strikes again"Incidentally the door said "Welcome to Forbes' Wank Palace" (forbes being a certain member of staff no one liked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Incidentally the door said "Welcome to Forbes' Wank Palace" (forbes being a certain member of staff no one liked)Huh! They were only jealous that they didn't have their own wank place. Wish I had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 "American Wants More Oil"Hahahahahahahah!!!!I just got that after err 4 days LMAO. Don't call me Flash for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Loved the one about aliens on the roof' date=' similarly in Boyd orr building, glasgow uni, the bottom of the toilet doors are fairly high and someone had written 'beware the top hatted, tapdancing midget' with an arrow. random![/quote']There used to be a similar on in RGU in the ground floor toilets of ST Andrews Street building. It read:BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS!On the bottom of the door, where there was a gap of about 9" between the door and the floor. Then someome had drawn a limbo dancer coming (bad choice of phrase Flash) under the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted February 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Comedy vandalism for Easter.....Someone has painted a giant chick on the langstane (opposite the entrance to the shopping centre.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Two bits of comedy vandalism spring to mind for me. The first is both funny and disturbing, as it was sighted during my earlier years at Tillydrone primary. There was s steps leading up to a set of disused double doors, bearing the slogan 'No one kicks the fuck out of you like the mental crew'.The second was sighted more recently. I was on a bus, stuck in traffic when I glanced out to the right and noticed a white van, which was absolutely caked in grime and general dirt. Some inspired individual and used their finger to inscribe a slogan into the dirt. It read as follows - 'I wish my girlfriend was half as filthy as this.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible Lead Soup Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 I recall back when I was sixteen or so when I worked in Tesco Danestone. There was a remarkable piece of graffiti in the gents' (Where else?) regarding the store manager, Alan Orme;"Alan Orme - Anagram = More Anal".You had to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 The second was sighted more recently. I was on a bus' date=' stuck in traffic when I glanced out to the right and noticed a white van, which was absolutely caked in grime and general dirt. Some inspired individual and used their finger to inscribe a slogan into the dirt. It read as follows - 'I wish my girlfriend was half as filthy as this.'[/quote']That sucks. If you see that written on a van write underneath it-"She's twice as filthy when I fuck her" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Amy* Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Sainsbury's toilet at Berryden:"I saw the biggest shit in this cubicle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE bAsS MeKaNiK Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 The long stairs beside virgin, on one of the 2 advertising billboards it was advertising Electrolux Hoovers with the slogan saying "Nothing sucks like an electrolux" and some inspired and very tall person had sprayed "WANNA BET?" next to the slogan. this was a while ago but still makes me chuckle.ps. Banksy is the MAN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Sainsbury's toilet at Berryden:"I saw the biggest shit in this cubicle"That made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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