Lemonade Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Kung Fu star Carradine found deadI don't really know him from anything except Kill Bill, but still, sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 We're doing a split 7" with David Carradine: David Carradine (is booking a mini-tour) on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music DownloadsBut yeah, sad. Kung Fu was actually pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Let's hope he was balls deep in some young Thai hooker when he died, that's the way I want to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Suicide according to thisDavid Carradine found dead in Bangkok - Nationmultimedia.comMaybe he was having a wank like Michael Hutchence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Suicide according to thisDavid Carradine found dead in Bangkok - Nationmultimedia.comMaybe he was having a wank like Michael Hutchence.Well, they can hand-shady each other for eternity now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Is there any truth in the rumour that Uma Thurman has been arrested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 5 point exploding heart technique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Let's hope he was balls deep in some young Thai hooker when he died, that's the way I want to go.That's how we all want to go! Or banging a Las Vegas hooker and snorting coke like John Entwistle.Suicide according to thisDavid Carradine found dead in Bangkok - Nationmultimedia.comMaybe he was having a wank like Michael Hutchence.Possible.It was a hotel's maid who opened his suite on Thursday at 10 am only to find Carradine in a closet. He was described as behind half naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)'Accidental hanging' according to the news. Sounds like the wanking accident theory might not be that wide of the mark! That Michael Hutchence bloke, no matter how much he did for music, will always be remembered as the guy who stuck it in Kylie then died while choke-wanking on a door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)'Accidental hanging' according to the news. Sounds like the wanking accident theory might not be that wide of the mark! That Michael Hutchence bloke, no matter how much he did for music, will always be remembered as the guy who stuck it in Kylie then died while choke-wanking on a door.Kylie, Helena Christenson and um...Paula Yates. Bob Geldof's soggy seconds. What happened? Nae wonder he hanged himself.On a more serious note, David Carradine was ace, it was good to see him pop up in Kill Bill. Death Race 2000 and Q The Winged Serpent are both great B movie classics. In fact I think I shall upgrade my DR2000 video to DVD as it is a fiver in HMV just now.I used to watch Kung Fu as a kid, actually bought the first series in a fit of nostalgia a while back but after a few episodes I got bored of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Kylie, Helena Christenson and um...Paula Yates. Bob Geldof's soggy seconds. What happened? Nae wonder he hanged himself.It's easy to be revisionist about it now, but Paula Yates was still pretty hot in the early/mid 90s Big Breakfast era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 You would think that folk would have learned by now that Hangy Wanky (or indeed Wanky Hangy) is a VERY BAD IDEA. If you are that jaded, then celibacy is probably a better tolerance break, than some crazy, potentially lethal shit. You must wonder what the last thought would be in that situation; 'Oh fuck, now I'll just be remembered as another hangywanky manurrghh'. Ah well, RIP anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Ahh, reminds me of the excellent "Filth" by Irvine Welsh, "Turn oaff ma gaaaaassss." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 It's easy to be revisionist about it now, but Paula Yates was still pretty hot in the early/mid 90s Big Breakfast era. She was OK in a MILF kind of way for a number of years past her Tube days but after Helena C..downward step in my mind. Also it was a bit after that interview they got together and I always found it a curious move as she was def past her best by then. The fact she was 'probably' taking smack I imagine didn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Ahh, reminds me of the excellent "Filth" by Irvine Welsh, "Turn oaff ma gaaaaassss."The bit on the farm trying to make the porn film with the dog always remains in my mind as one of Welsh's funniest scenarios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 I can safely say I will never every try auto-erotic asphyxitiation. It might be the best wank I'll ever have but I'll never know because I am not prepared to take the risk of being found dead through wanking. Imagine Michael Hutchence or Stephen Milligan's parents being asked, "Oh so how did your son die?""Well, what happened was..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 would they let you have a funeral in a church if you died through wanking?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Pretty sure Michael Hutchence's funeral was in a church, though at that time they were still saying it was suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 If you've decided to go through with suicide by hanging from a door/wardrobe etc maybe you are as well having a wee wank at the same time. I can't imagine the parents are going to be much more concerned about the wanking aspect than their offsprings suicide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Pretty sure Michael Hutchence's funeral was in a church, though at that time they were still saying it was suicide.Which is also a sin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Pretty sure Michael Hutchence's funeral was in a church, though at that time they were still saying it was suicide.It was. Nick Cave sang 'Into My Arms' at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Which is also a sin...Masturbation a sin? Ooh Catholic guilt and all that, controversial... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 We can all just hope that it was song kind of ultimate kung fu wank that killed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Masturbation a sin? Ooh Catholic guilt and all that, controversial... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.