Lucius Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 David Carradine May Have Suffocated During Auto-Erotic Sex Act, Thai Police Say | World News | Sky News"Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation."Best quote ever to appear on the Sky news website!I could think of worse ways to die lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 David Carradine May Have Suffocated During Auto-Erotic Sex Act, Thai Police Say | World News | Sky News"Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation."Best quote ever to appear on the Sky news website!I could think of worse ways to die lol.Not half as good as teh cop's name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Not half as good as teh cop's name...Worapong Siewpreecha.....quite possibly Davids last words.Sorry even as I type this I realise its in very poor taste.....yet I still posted it. ?( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Gotta love The Sun's headline writersNaked David Carradine found hanged in Thai hotel wardrobe | The Sun |News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 "Conservative MP for Eastleigh Stephen Milligan was found dead with electrical flex tied in a noose around his neck in 1994."Right, so a random UK politician who hanged himself in 1994 is worthy of a mention at the bottom of the story about Carradine. Gotta love The Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 We can all just hope that it was song kind of ultimate kung fu wank that killed him.I wonder if anyone will say the usual "he died doing what he loved the most" comment? Maybe it was just a new Kung Fu technique? The Way of The Exploding jizz or such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 asphyxiwank! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 "Conservative MP for Eastleigh Stephen Milligan was found dead with electrical flex tied in a noose around his neck in 1994."Right, so a random UK politician who hanged himself in 1994 is worthy of a mention at the bottom of the story about Carradine. Gotta love The Sun.Well, he had already been mentioned in this thread. Maybe Lucky Rathen is a Sun journalist. That would explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Rope round his balls as well, innovative.Cops: Carradine death may be accidental - Celebrities- msnbc.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Claims that it was moider:The Associated Press: Carradine's family wants FBI to investigate death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 "Alkaline said: asphyxiwank! Proud of that? Why was he having a chug in the cupboard anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 You were only supposed to choke the bloody chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Proud of that? Why was he having a chug in the cupboard anyway?Yes Maybe he was having a Claustroasphyxiwank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Yes Unfortunately, you weren't the first..someone stuck it on UB in 2006.Claustroasphyxiwank however, now you may be onto something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Unfortunately, you weren't the first..someone stuck it on UB in 2006.Claustroasphyxiwank however, now you may be onto something.I wasn't implying that i was first. I thought he was asking if i was proud of my purile attempt at lacing a man's death with my sick comedy o_OI will lay claim to claustroasphyxiwank though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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