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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Otherwise he'd be ewar woowar.

Sexy kids.

For Hanz that washes dishes is as soft as Gervais with the mild-green hairy-lipped squid.

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"The wheelchair"

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"Is this some kind of joke?"

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"Ping pong balls........... I thought you said King Kong's balls."

"chewing gum, what chewing gum? ive got bronchitis"

"because he kneaded a poo."

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"A microwave stops when you open the door"

"He works it out with a pencil"

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For Hanz that washes dishes is as soft as Gervais with the mild-green hairy-lipped squid.

Holyyyyy shit, I've not heard that joke in soooooooo long. Hahahahaha.

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